The Gourmand quite literally eats giant predatory lizards (and giant predatory birds, for that matter) for breakfast. They could absolutely make short work of a Dilophosaurus.
Edited by Ratatoskr on Oct 28th 2025 at 1:32:54 AM
AITA for telling slanderous gossip and provoking the eagle and Nidhogg?
Sarai ends up exploiting the Gourmand's gluttony by leaving them too distracted to notice that they're literally about to be cooked. Who knows, the Gourmand might make for a good pastry...
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Mari is a ghost; ghosts aren't tangible, much less able to be cooked.
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Oct 28th 2025 at 4:47:14 AM
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Iroha is not gonna like whatever that Garten of Banban looking thing is. Rainbow light swords, Hello Kitty speakers, go for it!
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
The above character looks like a minor, therefore Darkwing -noted for his hatred of miners- beats the above avatar.
Edited by AlphaBrav0 on Oct 28th 2025 at 5:03:24 AM
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Unless Darkwing can keep up with Monarch’s nigh-inhuman maneuvers, Monarch out-maneuvers him.
I will never get tired of watching Home Alone or its sequel.
holy shit i finally get to use my planegirl avatars
Anyway, this is Project CERIS' interpretation of Messerschmitt Me 263 HG III
, a planned upgrade to the historical Me 262. Even if her basis is a WWII-era jet, how will Monarch fare against a minuscule target that can fly just as fast and has literal magic on her disposal?
Edited by ArmoredFury on Oct 28th 2025 at 6:54:48 PM
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
There were already 10 mines; 10 signals of your doom. And you just went ahead and tried to bomb them. You thought verticality would keep you out of range, too...
Sayonara.
Edited by jtard on Oct 28th 2025 at 5:01:09 AM
Oh my god fine he isn't just a head | Current avatar: Human
Penny could use her Jet Tank One to clear out the minefield without getting caught in the blast.
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck
Penny just has a few heart based weapons at her disposal. Meanwhile, Flowering Peach possesses The Power of Love and magic.
She doesn't look where she's going while crossing the street and the Mystery Machine runs her over.
"COCONUTS HAVE WATER IN THEM!"
Mystery Inc. should investigate the Devil Z, given that this damned car keeps killing its driver.
But first, they have to catch it, which is a bit hard when this thing can overtake supercars made decades after it was built.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Oct 28th 2025 at 8:38:52 PM
Nothing seems to have changed. But perhaps one day it will.
Whirl can shift to a cybertronian aircraft mode and blast that thing from above.
"An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, eh? Well, guess what? Times have changed!"
Ultra Magnus reprimands Whirl for blowing up a random vehicle for seemingly no reason.
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Chance gets lucky and shoots the Carnotaurus in the heart.
Edited by DeadlyEspresso on Nov 1st 2025 at 5:29:50 AM
I literally cannot make out with a television the fuck

Dilophosaurus eats tasty fish.
Type advantage
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