Ognyan blinked and turned to Ether. "What were you saying before? About her not beign a harlot?"
"And what makes you think I'd want anything to do with your fat skanky ass?" he said, turning back to Lenalee.
edited 8th Apr '11 7:08:19 PM by Sir_Screwloose
Pretend there's something clever written here."..." A nerve was struck. Lenalee pulled out her katana. "Listen here, troll, you are in no position to start calling me names. I'm not afraid to gut your fucking throat right now. I've eaten fatter and uglier things than you for breakfast, and that's not saying much, because you're pretty ugly and pretty fat. How dare you call me things like that after trying to tap this! Sure I'm still a virgin, but I'm a fucking catch!...It should be plain to see even with someone as brain-dead as you that you aren't getting anything out of this group, so either you can shut the 'fuck up, calm down, and cooperate, or you can turn around and leave us alone forever, or you can get your ass impaled. Your choice."
"Kiera Vulp, the pirate queen, and as you can see, I'm alive and unharmed. You don't get to be a rich pirate by being a moron. Their so-called "Golden age" proved that much."
Wow. Ninja girl's letting him know who's in charge. Nice.
edited 8th Apr '11 7:18:43 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Screwing a troll... Konrad felt like he needed a copious dose of Brain Bleach.
He didn't have any of that available, so he settled for the next closest thing: He downed the jar of weissbier and lit up his weed pipe again.
He sighed in relief when the ninja said she didn't *actually* plan to screw the troll. Sadly, he couldn't un-visualize it.
edited 8th Apr '11 7:16:20 PM by SavageHeathen
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it."Sigh... Please don't be trolling the troll, Lenalee." Ether said, moving back near her shop. With a resignated sigh, she flipped the sign over to say "Closed."
"Anyways, I suggest we move somewhere more private, as we seem to be scaring the populace." Ether pointed out, a crowd gathering around the makeshift group.
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.Ognyan grinned.
Gotcha.
"Eaten fatter and uglier things than me for breakfast, eh? Damn, you really are a slut! And here's a tip, girlie - just because it's only oral doesn't make you staill a virgin."
Still grinning at the katanas, Ognyan drew out a massive spiked club, almost as long as Lenalee was tall, out of wherever he had bee nkeeping it.
"You mad?"
Pretend there's something clever written here."Hey, can I say something, here? You said you were going to impale him, and I've just got to comment on that."
She cleared her throat.
"Yeah, you're going to impale him, then my newfound friend will suddenly start dancing and sing that he represents the lollypop guild." she said. "Come on, let's keep the threats realistic. I mean, if you'd said 'I'm going to temporarily inconvenience you', I might have thought 'Oh, fuck, she's serious.', but really..."
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Lenalee was sitting on the rooftop, high above the group, he legs dangling off the side. "Look, I don't need a bunch of assholes and belligerent fucks helping me. So if you care about this city at all, or at least how you are treated in it...Then, follow me into the cafe I guess...Everyone else...good luck." And with that, Lenalee disappeared in another poof of smoke.

Of course, Lenalee didn't actually plan on having sex with this troll...She just said it to get him to agree. She would try to escape his wrath as soon as he tried anything, if he agreed to this...