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Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#201: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:05:22 PM

Of course, Lenalee didn't actually plan on having sex with this troll...She just said it to get him to agree. She would try to escape his wrath as soon as he tried anything, if he agreed to this...

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#202: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:06:25 PM

"I am Anne. A pleasure to meet you, sir." She then turned to Holy. "Just don't listen to him, alright?" And when she heard Lenalee... "..."

Moerin (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#203: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:07:07 PM

"...What is this "have sex with"?" Charlotte asked aloud to no-one in particular. "The nice man seemed to write about that a lot. Mostly on pictures of Holy. Is it something to do with Holy?"

Sir_Screwloose Cogito Ergo Sum from my computer, you idiot. Since: Feb, 2010
Cogito Ergo Sum
#204: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:07:25 PM

Ognyan blinked and turned to Ether. "What were you saying before? About her not beign a harlot?"

"And what makes you think I'd want anything to do with your fat skanky ass?" he said, turning back to Lenalee.

edited 8th Apr '11 7:08:19 PM by Sir_Screwloose

Pretend there's something clever written here.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#205: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:07:26 PM

...Oh, and you also have to be willing to shoot him in the face afterwards if you don't plan on following through. She grinned to herself.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#206: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:09:08 PM

Mala burried his head in his hands. "I am surrounded by idiots." He mumbled to himself. "That is the only plausible explanation for what is going on right now."

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#207: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:09:22 PM

Anne put her hand on Holy's shoulder. "You aren't mature enough to know what that means yet." She was desperately trying to not think about the ninja's outrageous statement.

edited 8th Apr '11 7:11:22 PM by HilarityEnsues

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#208: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:10:19 PM

"Yes we are. " said the fox, hearing the mumbled comment. "However, they're entertaining, so live with it."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#209: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:13:14 PM

Mala looked at the fox who'd responded to him. "And you are?"

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#210: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:14:16 PM

"..." A nerve was struck. Lenalee pulled out her katana. "Listen here, troll, you are in no position to start calling me names. I'm not afraid to gut your fucking throat right now. I've eaten fatter and uglier things than you for breakfast, and that's not saying much, because you're pretty ugly and pretty fat. How dare you call me things like that after trying to tap this! Sure I'm still a virgin, but I'm a fucking catch!...It should be plain to see even with someone as brain-dead as you that you aren't getting anything out of this group, so either you can shut the 'fuck up, calm down, and cooperate, or you can turn around and leave us alone forever, or you can get your ass impaled. Your choice."

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#211: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:15:08 PM

"Kiera Vulp, the pirate queen, and as you can see, I'm alive and unharmed. You don't get to be a rich pirate by being a moron. Their so-called "Golden age" proved that much."

Wow. Ninja girl's letting him know who's in charge. Nice.

edited 8th Apr '11 7:18:43 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
SavageHeathen Pro-Freedom Fanatic from Somewhere Since: Feb, 2011
Pro-Freedom Fanatic
#212: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:15:21 PM

Screwing a troll... Konrad felt like he needed a copious dose of Brain Bleach.

He didn't have any of that available, so he settled for the next closest thing: He downed the jar of weissbier and lit up his weed pipe again.

He sighed in relief when the ninja said she didn't *actually* plan to screw the troll. Sadly, he couldn't un-visualize it.

edited 8th Apr '11 7:16:20 PM by SavageHeathen

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.
GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#213: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:16:40 PM

"Sigh... Please don't be trolling the troll, Lenalee." Ether said, moving back near her shop. With a resignated sigh, she flipped the sign over to say "Closed."

"Anyways, I suggest we move somewhere more private, as we seem to be scaring the populace." Ether pointed out, a crowd gathering around the makeshift group.

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
Bindlestick Aww, son of a bitch from Mad Hole, country of the Screamers Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Aww, son of a bitch
#214: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:17:10 PM

"Mala-Far, wizard." He snapped his head at Lenalee's sudden outburst. "Well. That was unexpected."

"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Imca (Veteran)
#215: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:18:52 PM

Hearing this talk, the fox girl pulls her ears down, and puts on sound proof earmuffs, the ones wore by people using heavy weapons, and tank crews. "Much better..."

Sir_Screwloose Cogito Ergo Sum from my computer, you idiot. Since: Feb, 2010
Cogito Ergo Sum
#216: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:21:21 PM

Ognyan grinned.

Gotcha.

"Eaten fatter and uglier things than me for breakfast, eh? Damn, you really are a slut! And here's a tip, girlie - just because it's only oral doesn't make you staill a virgin."

Still grinning at the katanas, Ognyan drew out a massive spiked club, almost as long as Lenalee was tall, out of wherever he had bee nkeeping it.

"You mad?"

Pretend there's something clever written here.
Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#217: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:26:45 PM

Lenalee screamed and poofed away, disappearing from everyone's sight.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#218: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:28:52 PM

"Hey, can I say something, here? You said you were going to impale him, and I've just got to comment on that."

She cleared her throat.

"Yeah, you're going to impale him, then my newfound friend will suddenly start dancing and sing that he represents the lollypop guild." she said. "Come on, let's keep the threats realistic. I mean, if you'd said 'I'm going to temporarily inconvenience you', I might have thought 'Oh, fuck, she's serious.', but really..."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
daltar (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#219: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:38:07 PM

"Waitress, the check please. I've had enough of this bizarre spectacle for today" Eliza said as she lifted her hand slightly.

Saturn Hurr from On The Rings Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
Hurr
#220: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:41:52 PM

Lenalee was sitting on the rooftop, high above the group, he legs dangling off the side. "Look, I don't need a bunch of assholes and belligerent fucks helping me. So if you care about this city at all, or at least how you are treated in it...Then, follow me into the cafe I guess...Everyone else...good luck." And with that, Lenalee disappeared in another poof of smoke.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#221: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:43:24 PM

"Well, come on. Let's go." she said after a moment, walking towards the cafe.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Poisonarrow Since: Mar, 2010 Relationship Status: In love with love
#222: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:44:49 PM

Chris decided that even if he did have to deal with jerks (even mildly amusing ones), the goals the ninja girl had were worth it. He followed.

Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets
Imca (Veteran)
#223: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:45:57 PM

The fox girl just walks back to the cafe, partly interested in the job, partly to avoid the troll.

Moerin (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#224: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:49:47 PM

Still not entirely sure what was going on, Holy shuffled back into the cafe anyway. At the very least, it gave her something to do.

GreyStar Wild Horse from Chaos Since: Dec, 2010
Wild Horse
#225: Apr 8th 2011 at 7:50:10 PM

"...Do you really think I'm that bad..." Ether asked Lenalee as she stepped back in, hurt by the earlier comment. She gave the check to the black garbed woman while doing so, stating $3.47 for the coffee.

Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.

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