"World Rifle 'ssociation Tip of Da Day: Nevar point Da Gun at something you don't want blown up.", Konrad said, deadly serious, imitating a stereotypical redneck voice.
He then took an appreciative look for the White Dragon:
"That's an awesome pistol! Still, I'm a rifle guy: You can't stick a bayonet on a handgun.", he said.
edited 9th Apr '11 6:15:39 AM by SavageHeathen
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it."Stop apologizing, you pussy," he grumbled at Mala.
Then he raised an eyebrow and grinned as he realized there was a gun pointed at his head.
"She pointing a gun at my head when all I was doing was talking? Clearly this person is a dangerous lunatic!"
He ignited a pair of fireballs, one in each hand.
Then Lenalee made her heartfelt plea, which almost entirely failed to make an impression.
edited 8th Apr '11 6:48:10 PM by Sir_Screwloose
Pretend there's something clever written here.Despite himself, Alexander found himself interested in the gun-discussion. Before he could stop himself, he blurted out with
"Yeah, nothing beats a rifle."
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!"Not the kind of hurt that words can cause. But yes, if you're hurt bad enough."
Suddenly, Chris felt heat flare up near him. Turning, he managed to catch the troll throwing fireballs at the fox-tailed woman.
edited 8th Apr '11 6:48:26 PM by Poisonarrow
Feminist in the streets, sex slave in the sheets"There are two kinds of hurt. Physical..." she dais as she pointed to the dragon corpse, "and emotional." she pointed to the crying Lenalee this time. "The former can indeed make one stop moving."
She looks at the troll and fox girl, then gives an exasperated sigh.
"Idiots."
edited 8th Apr '11 6:50:10 PM by HilarityEnsues
"OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS TROLL!" Kiera said, falling over as she started laughing.
She pushed herself up quickly. "Actually, you can, but the bayonet isn't as long as you might like. But then again, pistols are supposed to be used at medium to close range, anyway, so the bayonet is just for when the enemy is close enough that you can't really use the pistol effectively. Either way, having something for melee to back you up is immeasurably important. That's why I carry a sabre."
edited 8th Apr '11 6:50:45 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve."Whoa, slow down!" Cedi shouted, seeing the troll's flames.
"How about instead of fighting each other, we work towards out mutual target?" He suggested, in an attempt to calm the action. "Really, now, just how much of us are suspicious of the Shadow Syndicate again? And won't it be much easier to find out more about them if we avoid blowing each other up? Heck, even the troll and fox here HAVE to be interested in whatever valuables such an organization is BOUND to have..."
"Adamantium. Had an mithril one for a while, boasted that i was the best fencer in a thousand mile radius around the town I was in, Some guy challenged me to a duel to test that, I kicked his ass, took his weapon, and that was that."
That was when a word caught her interest. Valuable?
edited 8th Apr '11 6:59:26 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve."No, no, hurt is good when it happens to other people." said Ognyan to Holy.
"Oh fer "can we all just get along blah blah blah,"" mocked Ognyan. "If you're so interested in tolerance, then you have to tolerate my intolerance."
He did extinguish his firballs, though. "Give me what, exactly?"
Pretend there's something clever written here.Mala just sort of stared at Lenalee. "What."
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyAlexander blinked. Had she just said...all of a sudden, Alexander felt a wave of nausea creep over him. He decided right away that he did not want anything to with this group, or their crazy ideas. Seeing that no one was paying any attention to him anyway, he decided to get away from there as fast as he could. His feet finally agreed with him, and he started walking away very quickly.
edited 8th Apr '11 7:04:44 PM by Lemurian
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!"Oh come on!" groaned the fox. Y-you can h-have- No. You have to sound confident, strong! You have to say it in a way where they can clearly hear "if you can handle it" in your voice, and see it in your eyes and body! You have to be seductive, not freaked out!
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.

The shapeshifter was rapidly losing interest in the troll situation, plus that birdman looked a little too familiar for comfort. He instead walked over to the odd jigsaw puzzle of a young girl. "Hurt's pretty much the worst there is, love." He said, it wasn't his greatest statement, but it was a tricky one to explain, at least without demonstration, and while it could be perfectly acceptable to demonstrate under certain conditions, these were not met right now.
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