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CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#176: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:57:58 PM

Ariana had grabbed her bow and arrow, and went back to alert the others in her room.

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#177: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:59:58 PM

"I think I may have heard where they were going. They're a very secretive bunch you know. Perhaps you could tell me what type of help you require and I'll contact them. Consider me your liaison."

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#178: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:03:02 PM

"I wish to bring about their end." he said. Once more, his tone of voice did not change. His voice was calm and even as it had been. "As my master is tired of their constant meddling. So, unless you would wish to meet the same end as they, you will direct me to them."

CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#179: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:05:31 PM

Ariana woke up Grantorn and Pathor. "There's a cloaked, evil-looking man in the main room, who is interrogating Siegmund. We must assist him!"

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#180: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:05:45 PM

Praise the almighty Gygax, for he gave sorcerers the bluff skill.

Seigmund feigned his best intimated look.

"T-there clear on the other side of town. In an inn called the... Adjective Noun. Yes, thats it, the Adjective Noun."

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#181: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:08:53 PM

Pathor drew his sword and crept along the hallway until he could see the cloaked man.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#182: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:09:52 PM

"Hm." he said. Finally, a little emotion as he stared further at him. His eyes narrowed as he sized him up and down, before he nodded. "Very well then, at the Adjective Noun. I know where that is." With that, he turned and began to walk off...

CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#183: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:12:42 PM

Ariana notched an arrow, and stood behind a doorway, ready to shoot down the villainous man. Her arrows had a +5 bonus to damage, due to her being an Arcane Archer.

edited 29th Apr '11 10:13:18 PM by CrazyDawg

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#184: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:14:19 PM

Seigmund had seconds. Mere seconds until his party members would come charging in to save the day and muck things up fantastically. Think quickly. Got it!

Seigmund assumed a drunken stumble and wandered lazily toward where his party members ought to be congregated, hiccuping and spewing slurred nonsense. He saw Pathor creeping along a dark hallway.

"Goodness, interesting the people you meet in seedy taverns *hic* That man just tried to sell me ten solid *hic* pounds of soap *hic* crazy sod, isn't he? *hic*"

He collapsed into a random bedroom, hoping they would believe he was simply talking to a random scary looking soap salesman and let him explain things in the morning.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#185: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:14:27 PM

Grantorn crept along after them, bastard sword in hand, his own evil cloak blending in with the darkness. there was the sound of a die being rolled. Suddenly, Granotrn shouted.

"YES! I JUST ROLLED A NATURAL TWENTY FOR MOVE SILENTLY, WHICH MEANS THAT EVEN THOUGH I'M SHOUTING THIS, HE DOESN'T NOTICE A THING!"

Seriously, he shouldn't...

edited 29th Apr '11 10:14:38 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#186: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:20:01 PM

"That's my allies shouting! They must need my help!" shouted Mortimer. He dumped the girl he was trying to score, and ran out the door. "Walk Unseen", he said, before vanishing from sight. He crept up to where Grantorn shouted, only to see his allies ready for battle.

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#187: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:37:16 PM

Pathor whispered, "If he attacks don't kill him. He could provide us with information."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#188: Apr 29th 2011 at 10:40:41 PM

As Mortimer crept into the next room, he slapped Ariana in the ass, taking advantage of the fact he was invisible.

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#189: May 1st 2011 at 1:05:34 PM

"Wait... I'm not officially affiliated with you... that means I don't need to hide." Grantorn walked down the stairs nonchalantly. "YO, BARTENDER!"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#190: May 1st 2011 at 1:07:51 PM

Pathor hissed under his breath, "I hate you."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#191: May 1st 2011 at 3:42:54 PM

The man stopped just before he left the Inn, and turned on his heel back to the group, chuckling. "Do you think me a mere fool?" he asked, holding up his hand as an energy began to surround it. "Fireball!" he shouted, throwing said fireball at the group.

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#192: May 1st 2011 at 3:48:14 PM

Grantorn sighed. "Here we go..."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#193: May 1st 2011 at 9:15:51 PM

"Dodge this, motherfucker!" shouted Mortimer, as he appeared out of thin air behind the villain's back, and blasted him with an Eldritch Blast. "That was quite the attack roll. The Rouge Sneak Attack ability, coupled with Initiative. I believe you should be bitching for mercy, you son of a bitch!"

edited 1st May '11 9:19:05 PM by DJMarred

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#194: May 1st 2011 at 9:20:33 PM

Pathor ran and tripped down the stairs, "Curse you low dexterity!"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#195: May 1st 2011 at 9:23:58 PM

The man fell to his knees with a low snarl and turned to the half drow. "I have awaited meeting you for quite a long time, my friend." he said as his hands began to glow with a bright energy

DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#196: May 1st 2011 at 9:31:16 PM

"Surrender," said Mortimer. "Surrender, and we won't kill you. We will instead turn you in to the authorities and get a nifty reward."

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#197: May 1st 2011 at 9:32:16 PM

"I have no intention on surrendering to the likes of you! Your skin shall adorn my masters quarters!" he held up his hand again at Mortimer. "Fireball!" once more, another fireball shot out towards the Half-Drow.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#198: May 1st 2011 at 9:33:51 PM

"Don't kill him we need to interrogate him!", Pathor picked himself up and ran at the mysterious man.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#199: May 1st 2011 at 9:34:08 PM

"Fire resistance. Weren't you paying attention in pre-school?" Mortimer taunted. "Us Warlocks have resistance to fire. So your Fireball spell did almost nothing."

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#200: May 1st 2011 at 9:42:08 PM

"I have plenty more spells in my arsenal." he said as he lifted up his other hand. "Magic Missle!" The beam of pure energy shot out towards Mortimer.


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