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CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#151: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:17:58 PM

Ariana walked over to Pathor to get away from the sociopathic creeps.

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#152: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:19:15 PM

Seigmund walked away and collapsed into a bed.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#153: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:20:51 PM

"Well, I suppose that should be it for now. I'm going to go ahead and call it a night." he said as he walked off to his room. "Good night everyone."

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#154: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:20:57 PM

Pathor led Ariana to their room, "Good night."

edited 29th Apr '11 8:21:47 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#155: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:22:24 PM

Mortimer walked over to the barkeep. "Hey, nameless NPC! Can you get me some beers? Make them two beers, actually," he said while eying up the local women.

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#156: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:41:11 PM

The trogolodyte followed the Paladin. "May I join you two? The innkeeper is less than accomodating for those of Trogolodyte descent. The floor shall suffice, and my cloak will keep me warm enough."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#157: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:43:36 PM

"If Ariana would have you I would see no problem with such a request. All I ask for in return is that we take guard shift. I would be willing to go first."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#158: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:46:27 PM

"I'm an elf," said Ariana. "I don't need sleep. So you don't need to have guard duty. But if Mortimer comes, I'll wake you. Especially after the barkeep took my bow and arrows."

edited 29th Apr '11 8:49:14 PM by CrazyDawg

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#159: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:48:28 PM

"Thank you."

edited 29th Apr '11 8:48:46 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#160: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:50:15 PM

"Thank you for easing my fears.", Pathor said thankfully, "You may sleep in my bed tonight friend and think nothing of it."

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#161: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:51:35 PM

"Well, you guys get some rest," said Ariana. "I'm gonna go and read for a bit." She pulled out a copy of Twilight.

edited 29th Apr '11 8:58:12 PM by CrazyDawg

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#162: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:55:26 PM

The first sentence was directed at Ariana and the second at Grantorn

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#163: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:04:02 PM

Grantorn saw the cover of the book. "Vampires don't sparkle!" he blurted. "Sorry... Jaw-snap reaction..." he said. "And, thank you..."

edited 29th Apr '11 9:05:09 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#164: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:04:07 PM

Time skip to the next morning, anybody?

edited 29th Apr '11 9:04:19 PM by JohnnyCakes

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#165: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:04:35 PM

As the night continued on, and everyone was able to sleep was indeed asleep, a single figure moved through the dead streets of Azure city, wearing nothing but a black cloak, covering his head and any facial features. As he walked on down the street, right to where the guild was staying the night.

Looking up at the building, the figure nodded a little bit to itself before it pulled its hood back. Revealing a handsome enough man with a nasty looking scar running down the side of his head, a dead look in his eyes as he approached the building and stepped in.

Almost immediately, the Bartender took notice. "Hey! Buddy!"

The man in question looked over at him, his expression still vacant.

"We got a dress code for people like you." He pointed behind him to a sign that was hanging above the bar.

  • WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO PATRONS IF SAID PATRON IS WEARING AN OBVIOUSLY EVIL BLACK CLOAK OF MALICIOUS INTENT.

The man stared at it for a while and turned his attention to the Bartender, obviously thinking. "I inquire the location of a select group. I have reason to believe they're staying here."

"Like I said buddy, I don't need to answer anything to someone like you," the Bartender said. "So beat it, you're wasting your time."

"I will not ask again." he said as he approached. "Where is the Guild?"

"And I will not tell you again: BITE. ME."

"Hold person."

The Bartender stood there in a frozen stupor, and the man turned and looked about. Perhaps it would be time to look for himself.

edited 29th Apr '11 9:18:02 PM by MichaelDj54

CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#166: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:17:54 PM

"Vampires don't sparkle?" inquired Ariana. "I thought they did. I thought that vampires were virgins who wore purity rings and drank animal blood. Yes, some vampires drink people blood, but they're the bad vampires."

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#167: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:20:24 PM

the trogolodyte stared at her for a moment. "Excuse me." he walked over to a window. There was a sound of wretching.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#168: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:32:03 PM

Seigmund was beginning to return to his normal state of mind. For some reason he had the sense that he had said something monumentally stupid. Oh well, If all I've done is say something fantastically uncoothe then this will have been the best trip to an inn I've taken with this group so far. He thought to himself.

Seigmund wandered down the stairs on the way to answer a desparate call to nature.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#169: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:35:26 PM

Mortimer had gone over to a woman's room, where they were kissing. The woman was sitting on his lap.

edited 29th Apr '11 9:38:00 PM by DJMarred

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#170: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:44:00 PM

After hours of trancing, Ariana had crept up to her feet, and walked over to the common room. She saw a man in a black cloak, and a paralyzed barkeep. She went to find her bow and arrow, and to alert the others.

MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#171: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:46:32 PM

The cloaked man noticed Seigmund appearing at the bottom of the stairs, and pointed a finger at him. "You." he said, voice slow and calm. "I require assistance. Would you happen to know the location of a Certain Guild?"

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#172: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:48:42 PM

Dark scary men in seedy taverns at roughly 4 in the morning. These were the makings of good things.

"Depends on the guild. Keep talking."

edited 29th Apr '11 9:51:02 PM by JohnnyCakes

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#173: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:50:03 PM

Whoops, lemme retract that comment.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#174: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:53:14 PM

Mortimer was still kissing that girl, when he heard some noises.

edited 29th Apr '11 9:54:43 PM by DJMarred

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#175: Apr 29th 2011 at 9:55:25 PM

"They travel with a half Drow and a Paladin as their more noticeable members. They arrived in Azure city recently, within the past day or two. It's urgent I find them." He said as he locked eye contact with Seigmund. He never took his eyes off him.


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