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CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#126: Apr 29th 2011 at 6:32:47 PM

"My name is Ariana Artemis. You don't look like you're from around these parts," she said. "Where did you come from?"

MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#127: Apr 29th 2011 at 6:50:54 PM

"That's...a good question. Where did we just come from you lot?" He asked his party, turning to them.

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#128: Apr 29th 2011 at 6:52:22 PM

"A town with a very angry magistrate who is a dreadfully poor judge of character." Seigmund said, his tongue beginning to loosen.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#129: Apr 29th 2011 at 6:54:04 PM

"oh yeah, now I remember...so much running...so much running..>" A shiver ran up his back and he shook his head. "But I digress. I'm Ricen."

DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#130: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:13:09 PM

"I am Mortimer Shadestalker. I first met my party when they helped me to escape after some villagers tried to burn me at the stake for witchcraft."

edited 29th Apr '11 7:17:24 PM by DJMarred

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#131: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:16:30 PM

"My name is Quentin Pathor. I was trained at the Liberistic Paladin Order. I was lead to the party by Heironeous.", Pathor said proudly.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#132: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:18:08 PM

"Seigmund Winterstar, formal noble ass-wiper. 'Tis a pleasure."

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#133: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:27:29 PM

"I came from Elven lands far away from here. But I got bored with the scenery. Trees, trees and more trees. I also wasn't doing well at Wizard School. Hell, I only joined Wizard School to get the necessary 1st Spell Level for Arcane Archer," she explained. "Besides, archery was more my thing, so after scraping the exams for the 1st Spell Level, I grabbed my bow and left home."

edited 29th Apr '11 7:27:52 PM by CrazyDawg

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#134: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:30:45 PM

The trogolodyte remained silent.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#135: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:34:48 PM

"It's a pleasure to meet you all," said Ariana.

edited 29th Apr '11 7:34:57 PM by CrazyDawg

DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#136: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:44:55 PM

"Well, I guess it's time to call it a night," said Mortimer. "I'm gonna go to my room. Mind you, it'll be quite... lonely in bed tonight," he said as he eyed up Ariana.

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#137: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:46:11 PM

A deep growl emanated from Grantorn's throat.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#138: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:51:23 PM

"No." he said as he bopped Mortimer atop his head gently. "No. Bad Mortimer. Bad sociopath."

CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#139: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:52:26 PM

Ariana shivered as Mortimer eyed her up, before bursting into laughter as Mortimer was bopped on the head. "Is he always like this?" she asked.

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#140: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:54:07 PM

"No, there is generally more death and the universe whispering 'You Bastard."

edited 29th Apr '11 7:55:00 PM by Philosopher

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#141: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:55:20 PM

Was it a mistake to join them? She thought to herself.

edited 29th Apr '11 7:56:06 PM by CrazyDawg

Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#142: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:56:29 PM

"For her own safety, I now believe that the elf should room with the paladin." Said grantorn, speaking at last.

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#143: Apr 29th 2011 at 7:58:22 PM

"To be honest, I don't think I can trust anyone in this group to watch her..." Ricen mumbled. "Even me."

Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#144: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:00:28 PM

"What in the world did I do to lose trust?"

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
CrazyDawg Since: Apr, 2011
#145: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:00:44 PM

"Actually, I wouldn't mind sharing a room with the paladin," said Ariana. "He seems really sweet."

JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#146: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:03:04 PM

"Say, elf, it's going to be awfully lonely in my bed toni... DAMNABLE DROW STOLE MY SCHTICK AGAIN!"

Seigmund stumbled off in a drunken huff.

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
MichaelDj54 Since: Mar, 2010
#147: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:05:13 PM

Ricen sighed and rubbed the bridge between his eyes, shaking his head. This was likely going to end badly, somehow, someway, but...eh. Whatever. "Okay, fine, she can bunk with you."

DJMarred from Limbo Since: May, 2010
#148: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:05:38 PM

"I'm Half Drow, thank you very much," said Mortimer.

edited 29th Apr '11 8:06:21 PM by DJMarred

I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.
JohnnyCakes L.A.S.E.R.S. from that place I'm from Since: Oct, 2009
L.A.S.E.R.S.
#149: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:12:56 PM

"Yes well I'm half your mother! Why did that sound so clever in my head? No matter. I make no intention of powting my way into a bedfellow, the lady may bed with who she wishes. The tragedy is that the half-drow got to the crude sex joke before I."

"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."
Philosopher The thing with the red gold crown. from Behind the Wall Since: Jan, 2011
The thing with the red gold crown.
#150: Apr 29th 2011 at 8:14:53 PM

"Wait! Your Mortimer's brother or half brother!", Pathor knew better but couldn't resist.

It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.

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