- Name: Mortimer Shadestalker.
- Class: Warlock/Rogue.
- Race: Half-Drow.
- Personality: Highly unpredictable. Generally fiery and flamboyant, but he turns very calm and quiet when he gets angry enough. Is intelligent and has a magnetic charm. Mortimer is very cruel to his enemies and very pragmatic in battle, but gets along well enough with everyone else (making it easier for him to manipulate them). He doesn't actively follow a diety, due to him thinking dieties are lazy bastards (often cutting to scenes where dieties watch TV and eat potato chips instead of saving people's lives). Has a very black sense of humour, and provides the bulk of the Black Comedy.
- History: Mortimer was raised by his human father after a traveling Drow seductress left their baby at his door step. He made a deal with a fiend to acquire his Eldritch powers one day. But the powers costed an arm and a leg. So Mortimer cut off his own father's arm and leg.
- Strengths and Weaknesses: Very skillful with Eldritch Blasts. Can use his Warlock powers to bewitch people (whether to gain valuable information, or to make them do handstands) or turn invisible. Being a Warlock, his spells are unlimited, but he only knows a handful of spells (lampshaded a few times). Has access to Rogue skills as a result of his Rogue levels, but because of a Warlock's low number of skill points, his skill levels are low, meaning that he often fails his skill saves. Often manipulates allies to his own ends, and is very brutal to his enemies. Has an enormous ego, which causes Mortimer to overlook little details, often leading to his failure.
- Other Fun Facts: (more to come)
- Alignment: Neutral Evil.
edited 17th Apr '11 9:57:14 PM by DJMarred
I am the lone wolf. I do not lead or follow.- Name: Igrim
- Class: Warblade
- Race: Hobgoblin
- Personality:In for the loot, Igrim mostly exists to lampshade the rest of the group's wackier antics. She is kinda serious, but quite of a Deadpan Snarker. Prone to suggesting ruthless courses of action. Sometimes, it makes sense. Others, not so much.
- History: Igrim abandoned her tribe when they were pressed into serving the lich: She is Genre Savvy enough to know that, when an Evil Overlord is in charge, the pay sucks, there's no benefits, and there's No OSHA Compliance. Not looking forward for a career as an Elite Mook, she went merc instead. None of the cool guilds hired hobgoblins, so she eventually teamed up with the Nameless Guild, albeit grudgingly.
- Strengths and Weaknesses: Kickass (and probably broken) combat maneuvers. Her staggering combat prowess is only met by her immense clumsiness, and her propensity to fail routine rolls.
- Other Fun Facts: Her bastard sword is demonstrably taller than her.
- Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (leans evil)
edited 6th Apr '11 2:20:10 AM by SavageHeathen
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.•Name: Marin Lenastrus
•Class:Swordsage.
•Race: Elf.
•Personality: Marin acts like your typical Shonen anime protagonist: Brash, hotheaded, and almost completely lacking in common sense.
•History: Marin was tought by one of the greatest martial teachers, whose name is lost to history. A while back, the master sent Marin on a quest to find himself. Most believe he was just trying to get rid of Marin, who is about as dumb as a bag of hammers. Marin joined the Nameless Group, thinking they would aid him in his quest. So far, he's made no progress.
•Strengths and Weaknesses: Marin is versed in a variety of manouvers and stances, focusing mainly on Desert Wind and Tiger Claw. In battle, he wields a scimitar and a kukri. Though he's never actually bothered to take an dual wielding feats. His martial prowess is, however, overshadowed by his sheer incompetance. He'll often rush headfirst into battle, ignore calls for help from allies, and generally is a stupid nutsack.
•Other fun info:None.
•Allignment: Chaotic Good.
edited 6th Apr '11 3:49:03 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probablyAlso, I plan on making a running gag out of Marin Iron Heart Surging out of completely mundane things, like drunkeness or a bad cold.
edited 6th Apr '11 12:05:20 PM by Bindlestick
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably- Name: Seigmund Winterstar
- Class: Sorcerer/Cleric (focused on enchantment)
- Race: Human
- Personality: Seigmund is a narcissistic, nihilistic, hedonist. All that matters to him is money, women, food, how his hair looks, and how clever he is. He puts on the persona of being a noble dimwit but is actually rather smart.
- History: ((I would prefer to divulge this through the story))
- Strengths and Weaknesses: Seigmund is clever, a good enough spellcaster, and can be very charming. He is also fragile, utterly full of himself, and easily distracted.
- Allignment: Chaotic Neutral
edited 6th Apr '11 8:29:50 PM by JohnnyCakes
"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."Oops. No cleric and no rogue?
Rogue hirelings are a dime a dozen, but hireling clerics are harder to come by.
edited 6th Apr '11 2:57:53 PM by SavageHeathen
You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.In combat, Warlocks function similar (save for all those tasty skills) to Rogues.
And in terms of the cleric issue may I change Seigmund's class to Sorcerer/Cleric? When Seigmund was an actual pencil and paper character he was an atheist cleric of hedonism and it worked out pretty well.
edited 6th Apr '11 8:38:25 PM by JohnnyCakes
"Why a tennis ball? Because my mother beat me savagely with a sack of oranges, thats why."

Now come on, did you really think the Order of the Stick was the only adventuring group out there on a world altering quest?...admitedly, it's not as awesome as theirs, but its pretty cool regardless.
The way we will play, we're all part of another Team (Running Gag being we cannot think of a good name for ourselves), unaware we're currently tredding on the plans of an evil being trying to cause wanton destruction for his own sinister goals. Who is this guy? Why is he doing this? Will this be Order of the Stick based with Humor and Awesomeness and Lampshading? One can only hope.
Sign up sheets will look like this.
Here's mine.
edited 5th Apr '11 10:38:18 PM by MichaelDj54