Inspired by that topic:
Demon Queen Homura stood before Giant Naked Angel of Death Ayanami.
"We really have to work this out, since it seems we have a definite conflict of interests," Homura stated coldly.
"I concur," Rei quietly replied.
"But first, put some pants on."
"I don't want to. I have trascended the limits of mankind's material needs. Besides, I can't find a store that sells my size."
Homura rubbed her chin. "Yes, I can see why would that be a problem..."
"Regardless, in the new unified world I want for Shinji, there's no place for a wicked, twisted being like you."
"In the new perfect world I want for Madoka, there's no place for an entity of destruction with no pants like you."
Kyubey softly rasped, as much as he could do in his current state, and then pointed over to where Madoka and Shinji had started making out during all of that.
Rei and Homura's eyes shone in red, and then everything exploded.
—-
Much later, in the boundless void, they floated together, naked, sweaty, and smoking cigarettes.
Homura coughed and spat hers out. "Even being Ultimate Evil, I still can't understand how would people like this..."
"Maybe I should find a way to go back to my former size," Ayanami deadpanned, "Because this didn't do that much for me."
Madoka waved a fist in circles, happily. "Foursomes fix everything!"
Shinji floated with a vacant look in his eyes. "Can't run away, ever run away, ever..."
Because there isn't nearly enough despair in PMMM, I've written two crossovers with Now And Then Here And There.
The first is pre-Godoka. The second is in the Godokaverse pre-Homucifer. To anyone familiar with NTHT, didn't the idea of Lala-ru as a contractee ever occur to you?
Tunis for that. Yes. Just like Neon Genesis Evangelion: Campus Apocalypse. That was an interesting one. On another note, I tried searching for the Angelic Days manga and couldn't find it for some reason. Meh. I'll just pick it up from the library again.
Okay, this is something I'm thinking I'll do sometime way in the future, but...
Puller Mage Scout Magica: Rebellion. In which Scout winds up in Post-Rebellion!Madoka's body.
After months of delays due to a variety of circumstances that I won't explain here...
Chapter 29
of Stars Above is now finally up, for any of you that are still here.
The next update will be within two to three days, I promise!
edited 13th Feb '14 9:56:41 PM by FringeBenefits
"Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me! Just say you never met me! I'm going underground with the moles digging holes... Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring! But if you're bored then you're boring! The agony and the irony, they're killing me! I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WELL! AND I'M SO HOOOOOOOT, 'CAUSE I'M IN HEEEEEEEELL! I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WELL! AND IT'S A SIN... TO LIVE SO WEEEEELL!"
edited 13th Feb '14 10:31:11 PM by FringeBenefits
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Kyoryu ga odocchaunda
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Gabu gabu gan gan (VAMOLA MUCHO!)
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Kyoryu to odocchaunda
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Gan gan gabu gabu!
Yes we can MUCHO! (HEY!) and we can SAMBA! (HEY!) Let's get together now, Kyoryuger! (VALOMA!)
edited 13th Feb '14 11:58:37 PM by Psyga315
Omae motome samayou kokoro ima
Atsuku moete iru
Subete tokashi muzan ni tobichiru hazu sa
Ore to no ai wo mamoru tame
Omae wa tabidachi
Ashita wo miushinatta
Hohoemi wasureta kao nado mitaku wa nai sa
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIII WO! TORIMODOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
edited 14th Feb '14 8:06:58 AM by EvaUnit01
"Master of the house, isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire! Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there! What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse! Lord knows how I've lasted, living with this bastard in the house!"
edited 14th Feb '14 9:22:12 AM by FringeBenefits
(Sayaka): Give me your, give me your, give me your attention, baby
I gotta tell you a little something about yourself
(Homura): You're a wonderful, flawless, ooh, you a sexy lady
But you walk around here like you wanna be someone else
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) S:I know that you don't know it, but you're fine so fine (fine so fine)
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) H:Oh girl, I’m gonna show you when you're mine, oh minenote (mine oh mine)
Both: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...
Kyoko: Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl, you should be smiling
A girl like you should never be so blue
Madoka: You're everything I see in my dreams
I wouldn’t say that to you if it wasn’t true
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) K:I know that you don't know it, but you're fine so fine (fine so fine)
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) M:Oh girl, I’m gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine (mine oh mine)
Both: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...
Mami, pointing to each other in turn plus Nagisa and Kyubey: You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are
You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are
All: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...
edited 14th Feb '14 10:07:05 AM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.

His father is cold and distant, every other adult just wants him around because of his high sync ratio, he's terrified of his own machine, and his partner hates him with every fiber of her being. Oh, and he'll be forced to kill his best friend very soon to save humanity. What more can you dish at the poor dude?
Drop him into Evangelion Rebuild 3.3.