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NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#1351: Jan 3rd 2014 at 6:15:20 AM

His father is cold and distant, every other adult just wants him around because of his high sync ratio, he's terrified of his own machine, and his partner hates him with every fiber of her being. Oh, and he'll be forced to kill his best friend very soon to save humanity. What more can you dish at the poor dude?

Drop him into Evangelion Rebuild 3.3.

FringeBenefits Magical Girl Authority™ from in your basement (Veteran) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1352: Jan 3rd 2014 at 6:25:41 AM

[up]THIS.

Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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#1354: Jan 3rd 2014 at 8:55:18 AM

Haven't seen Rebuild 3.0 yet. Desperately hoping I'll be able to watch it in theaters on the 10th.

Enthryn (they/them) Since: Nov, 2010
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#1355: Jan 3rd 2014 at 9:34:38 AM

[up] Shinji is Jesus in Purgatory. Rei kills Dumbledore. Clones of Gendo turn everyone into tang while Kaworu plays unfitting piano music.

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#1356: Jan 3rd 2014 at 7:58:27 PM

You forgot the blatant rape of ballistics.

webidolchiu94 Since: Jul, 2010
#1357: Jan 4th 2014 at 11:30:26 PM

Kyubey changes into Kaworu and tries to make Shinji the first Magical boy. Evas are like the Evangelion spinoff (the name escapes me) where they're actual handheld weapons, and "Angels" are the Witches. And of course, like in Guilty Crown if your Eva breaks you die.

NapoleonDeCheese Since: Oct, 2010
#1358: Jan 5th 2014 at 2:03:16 PM

Inspired by that topic:

No, Really, we Have to Settle This Somehow.

Demon Queen Homura stood before Giant Naked Angel of Death Ayanami.

"We really have to work this out, since it seems we have a definite conflict of interests," Homura stated coldly.

"I concur," Rei quietly replied.

"But first, put some pants on."

"I don't want to. I have trascended the limits of mankind's material needs. Besides, I can't find a store that sells my size."

Homura rubbed her chin. "Yes, I can see why would that be a problem..."

"Regardless, in the new unified world I want for Shinji, there's no place for a wicked, twisted being like you."

"In the new perfect world I want for Madoka, there's no place for an entity of destruction with no pants like you."

Kyubey softly rasped, as much as he could do in his current state, and then pointed over to where Madoka and Shinji had started making out during all of that.

Rei and Homura's eyes shone in red, and then everything exploded.

—-

Much later, in the boundless void, they floated together, naked, sweaty, and smoking cigarettes.

Homura coughed and spat hers out. "Even being Ultimate Evil, I still can't understand how would people like this..."

"Maybe I should find a way to go back to my former size," Ayanami deadpanned, "Because this didn't do that much for me."

Madoka waved a fist in circles, happily. "Foursomes fix everything!"

Shinji floated with a vacant look in his eyes. "Can't run away, ever run away, ever..."

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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#1359: Jan 5th 2014 at 2:47:15 PM

Evas are like the Evangelion spinoff (the name escapes me) where they're actual handheld weapons, and "Angels" are the Witches.
You mean Campus Apocalypse?

andyjay Since: May, 2009
#1360: Jan 9th 2014 at 11:38:05 PM

Because there isn't nearly enough despair in PMMM, I've written two crossovers with Now And Then Here And There.

From Hell and Back

10 Billion Years

The first is pre-Godoka. The second is in the Godokaverse pre-Homucifer. To anyone familiar with NTHT, didn't the idea of Lala-ru as a contractee ever occur to you?

Webidolchiu94 Since: Jul, 2010
#1361: Jan 12th 2014 at 9:12:46 PM

Tunis for that. Yes. Just like Neon Genesis Evangelion: Campus Apocalypse. That was an interesting one. On another note, I tried searching for the Angelic Days manga and couldn't find it for some reason. Meh. I'll just pick it up from the library again.

Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
#1362: Jan 15th 2014 at 10:55:58 PM

Okay, this is something I'm thinking I'll do sometime way in the future, but...

Puller Mage Scout Magica: Rebellion. In which Scout winds up in Post-Rebellion!Madoka's body.

FringeBenefits Magical Girl Authority™ from in your basement (Veteran) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1363: Feb 13th 2014 at 5:12:46 PM

After months of delays due to a variety of circumstances that I won't explain here...

Chapter 29 of Stars Above is now finally up, for any of you that are still here.

The next update will be within two to three days, I promise!

edited 13th Feb '14 9:56:41 PM by FringeBenefits

SCMof2814 Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
#1365: Feb 13th 2014 at 9:04:19 PM

Let it go, let it go, can't hold back anymore. Let it go, let it go, turn away and slam the door...

FringeBenefits Magical Girl Authority™ from in your basement (Veteran) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1366: Feb 13th 2014 at 9:58:46 PM

Go on, now, go! Walk out the door! Just run along now, 'cause you're not welcome anymore! I've got all my life to live, and I've got all my love to give, I will survive! I will survive! Hey hey!

-notices all the other tropers staring blankly-

... What?

Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
#1367: Feb 13th 2014 at 10:17:52 PM

I WILL NOT BOW! I WILL NOT BREAK! I WILL SHUT THE WORLD AWAY! I WILL NOT FALL! I WILL NOT FADE! I WILL TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY! AND I'LL SURVIVE! PARANOID!

edited 13th Feb '14 10:17:58 PM by Psyga315

FringeBenefits Magical Girl Authority™ from in your basement (Veteran) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1368: Feb 13th 2014 at 10:30:58 PM

"Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me! Just say you never met me! I'm going underground with the moles digging holes... Hear the voices in my head, I swear to god it sounds like they're snoring! But if you're bored then you're boring! The agony and the irony, they're killing me! I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WELL! AND I'M SO HOOOOOOOT, 'CAUSE I'M IN HEEEEEEEELL! I'M NOT SICK, BUT I'M NOT WELL! AND IT'S A SIN... TO LIVE SO WEEEEELL!"

edited 13th Feb '14 10:31:11 PM by FringeBenefits

Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
#1369: Feb 13th 2014 at 10:53:04 PM

"Ghetto superstar - that is what you are Coming from afar, reaching for the stars Run away with me, to another place We can rely on each other, uh huh From one corner to another, uh huh"

edited 13th Feb '14 10:53:14 PM by Psyga315

Enthryn (they/them) Since: Nov, 2010
(they/them)
#1370: Feb 13th 2014 at 11:09:55 PM

"nakayoshi dango te o tsunagi ooki na marui wa ni naru yo
machi o tsukuri dango boshi no ue minna de waraiau yo
usagi mo sora de te o futte miteru dekkai otsuki-sama
ureshii koto kanashii koto mo zenbu marumete"

...What?

Psyga315 Since: Jan, 2001
#1371: Feb 13th 2014 at 11:57:59 PM

Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Kyoryu ga odocchaunda
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Gabu gabu gan gan (VAMOLA MUCHO!)
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Kyoryu to odocchaunda
Whoa, oh oh, whoa oh oh!
Gan gan gabu gabu!

Yes we can MUCHO! (HEY!) and we can SAMBA! (HEY!) Let's get together now, Kyoryuger! (VALOMA!)

edited 13th Feb '14 11:58:37 PM by Psyga315

EvaUnit01 Fandom Heretic Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
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#1372: Feb 14th 2014 at 7:38:05 AM

Omae motome samayou kokoro ima

Atsuku moete iru

Subete tokashi muzan ni tobichiru hazu sa

Ore to no ai wo mamoru tame

Omae wa tabidachi

Ashita wo miushinatta

Hohoemi wasureta kao nado mitaku wa nai sa

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIII WO! TORIMODOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

edited 14th Feb '14 8:06:58 AM by EvaUnit01

maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
Mad Scientist Wannabe
#1373: Feb 14th 2014 at 8:05:19 AM

Word life, this is basic thuganomics! Word Life! Bas-bas-Basic Thuganomics! Word Life! I'm untouchable but I'm forcin' you to feel it!

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
FringeBenefits Magical Girl Authority™ from in your basement (Veteran) Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1374: Feb 14th 2014 at 9:21:54 AM

"Master of the house, isn't worth my spit! Comforter, philosopher, and lifelong shit! Cunning little brain, regular Voltaire! Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there! What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse! Lord knows how I've lasted, living with this bastard in the house!"

edited 14th Feb '14 9:22:12 AM by FringeBenefits

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1375: Feb 14th 2014 at 10:05:49 AM

(Sayaka): Give me your, give me your, give me your attention, baby
I gotta tell you a little something about yourself
(Homura): You're a wonderful, flawless, ooh, you a sexy lady
But you walk around here like you wanna be someone else

(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) S:I know that you don't know it, but you're fine so fine (fine so fine)
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) H:Oh girl, I’m gonna show you when you're mine, oh minenote  (mine oh mine)

Both: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...

Kyoko: Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl, you should be smiling
A girl like you should never be so blue
Madoka: You're everything I see in my dreams
I wouldn’t say that to you if it wasn’t true

(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) K:I know that you don't know it, but you're fine so fine (fine so fine)
(Oh, whoa-oh-oh) M:Oh girl, I’m gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine (mine oh mine)

Both: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...

Mami, pointing to each other in turn plus Nagisa and Kyubey: You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are
You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are

All: Treasure
That is what you are
Honey, you're my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you, oh, oh...

edited 14th Feb '14 10:07:05 AM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.

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