What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#51: Apr 5th 2011 at 8:19:25 PM

And now it is showing me ads for some Greek mythology game.

Adbot is so cute when it tries to be relevant to my interests. (Psst, adbot, turning myself into a deformed-looking cartoon is not relevant, btw.)

Stupid doomed timeline...

DrunkGirlfriend from Castle Geekhaven Since: Jan, 2011

#52: Apr 5th 2011 at 8:30:38 PM

"Find a local sitter or nanny that fits your schedule!"

... I don't have kids. .__.;

"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian

ForoneAndWon from ambigous origins Since: Nov, 2010

#53: Apr 5th 2011 at 8:48:17 PM

I'm getting an ad for a "retro cell phone handset" that looks like the model is pleasuring herself by rubbing one side of a pair of headphones on her face.

What.

nekoalexa from the same place I've always been Since: Oct, 2010

#54: Apr 5th 2011 at 8:49:13 PM

TV wall mounts and a PS 3. I'll take the latter, please.

AC:NL Dream Address: 5200-2582-5967

Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001

Your army sucks.

#55: Apr 5th 2011 at 8:50:42 PM

The adserver keeps trying to sell me special edition Buffy soda.

I watched ONE episode of that show! ONE! Get off my back ad server!

edited 5th Apr '11 8:50:50 PM by Neo_Crimson

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

MsPrudynce Ms Prudynce from St. Louis Since: Feb, 2011

Ms Prudynce

#56: Apr 6th 2011 at 1:02:07 AM

What the hell is Voice 2 Korea?

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

Malph All hail from The middle of somewhere Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I want you to want me

All hail

#57: Apr 7th 2011 at 1:18:29 AM

On the previous page (before I started typing this) there were ads for R Vs and mortgages.

Silly Adbot, those things are for people with money!

At the top of the page, while I'm typing this, is an ad for "sexiest swimwear online".

Yeah, like ANYONE wants to see me in a bikini. (I'm a man, by the way.)

EDIT: Now I keep getting ads for Lasik Plus.

How did it know I can't see for shit without my glasses? And why does it think I want to change this?

edited 7th Apr '11 1:25:46 AM by Malph

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012

Das kann doch nicht sein!

#58: Apr 7th 2011 at 1:28:58 AM

Sometimes, when I browse somewhat related tropes, the adserver tries to hook me up with Muslim girls.

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#59: Apr 7th 2011 at 6:50:56 AM

Now it is showing me ads for designer shoes.

I blame my dream the other night. But at least it is somewhat relevant.

Not relevant to my interests: it is also trying to sell me a Harlequin romance novel.

Stupid doomed timeline...

Saigyouji Kagome, Kagome from Rokkenjima Since: Dec, 2010

Kagome, Kagome

#60: Apr 7th 2011 at 6:53:56 AM

Dear Ad Bot: I already have a Wii, I don't need a TV aerial, and I also don't need webfilter software.

edited 7th Apr '11 6:54:11 AM by Saigyouji

'twas brillig.

Nyarly Das kann doch nicht sein! from Saksa Since: Feb, 2012

Das kann doch nicht sein!

#61: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:17:58 AM

Dear Ad Bot: I already have a PS3, I don't search a new bank and I don't need Google as start page. If I want to google something, I just use the google bar that's implemented in Opera and Firefox and I always use the "continue last session" option anyway.

edited 7th Apr '11 7:18:35 AM by Nyarly

People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.

ArgeusthePaladin from Byzantine. Since: May, 2010

#62: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:29:31 AM

And I don't need psychological help or suicide help hotline, thank you very much.

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#63: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:37:47 AM

No, I do not want to hear about 2012!

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#64: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:16:36 AM

No, adserver, I do not need to bank my baby's cord blood since I do not intend to have children.

Stupid doomed timeline...

petcarcharodon Since: Sep, 2010

#65: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:18:00 AM

I'm getting ads for some kind of vanity publisher.

Bellacide trigger warning: bitch from Texashire Since: Apr, 2012

trigger warning: bitch

#66: Apr 7th 2011 at 8:55:12 AM

Sorry, I'm not going to the University of Phoenix next year, AdBot. You're kind of close though, with college being relevant.

bye

Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011

Permanently Banned

#67: Apr 7th 2011 at 9:03:28 AM

I'm not having debt problems, Ad Bot, and I just bought a new tv last month!

edited 7th Apr '11 9:03:48 AM by Shichibukai

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]

Malph All hail from The middle of somewhere Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I want you to want me

All hail

#68: Apr 7th 2011 at 2:12:22 PM

Hey, Adbot's right for once. I do need a new phone.

However, I don't need a manicure or pedicure.

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011

#69: Apr 7th 2011 at 2:21:40 PM

This is all you need to watch arabic Tv Channels

-_-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#70: Apr 7th 2011 at 2:46:07 PM

I don't want to buy a Suzuki, adserver.

Stupid doomed timeline...

Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001

Your army sucks.

#71: Apr 7th 2011 at 3:09:19 PM

Free baby coupons? What.

Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!

Fluid Since: Jan, 2001

#72: Apr 7th 2011 at 3:19:34 PM

It would seem the ad server, like many people, has mistaken me for a German. This is almost becoming a running joke.

HersheleOstropoler You gotta get yourself some marble columns from BK.NY.US Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Less than three

You gotta get yourself some marble columns

#73: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:12:50 PM

This is all you need to watch arabic Tv Channels

But to understand what I'm watching, I also need to learn Arabic.

The child is father to the man —Oedipus

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady

Part-Time Omen of Death

#74: Apr 8th 2011 at 6:47:59 AM

It's still trying to get me to read Harlequin romances, this time by convincing me that the book is about knitting, even going so far as to show me pictures of pretty yarn in order to pique my interest.

You can't fool me, adserver. I still see the little Harlequin logo.

Weirdest "wtf" ad I have seen anywhere lately is one of the current Project Wonderful ads on the MSPA site: "BECOME A BABY. Retain your adult knowledge and assume the form of a human infant. Your satisfaction GUARANTEED." I kid you not.◊ Clicking the ad out of curiosity led me to a site selling T-shirts that I presume the people who designed them think are amusing.