EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

"I'll break your concentration camp!"

The Last-Second Word Swap after "runt" is obvious, don't you think?

You know I don't think Hitler is dead yet. I mean Luke entered the Rancor Pit and made it out alive. I believe Hitler could do it, too.

On a different topic, anyone have any guess on what the next ER Bo H is going to be?

We see Mario and Luigi in the last episode's "behind the scenes", So I guess it's something like Sonic/Bowser/PETA VS Mario...

Since The Master Chief appeared in the thing at the end of the last season's season finale, I assumed the battle was going to be Master Chief vs. the Mario Brothers.

I also desperately hope this is the case.

That would be cool, yay.

And for some reson, I want a Edward Cullen VS somepony, with the pony beating him even worse than Genghis beat the Easter Bunny.

Uh...no.

Mostly because well, the ponies are ponies.

I'm hoping for that matchup, too.

Also, I'm really interested in seeing Beethoven vs. King Henry VII... mainly because I want Beethoven to beat the shit out of Shaycarl like he did with Justin Bieber.

The Beiber batttle was one of my favs.

I think I heard somewhere that they were making a Jesus Christ vs. Santa Claus rap battle; is this true?

...and?

It would be hard to make a pony that wasn't incredibly silly looking or disturbing. Also, fuck ponies.

Edward Cullen Vs Blade.

But. But. Teh Faust.

No.

Also entirely too niche for ERB's audience.

That'd be like me wanting to see Cirno in them or something. Yes, it's a pretty awesome series (subjectively anyway, I don't care for MLP) but it just wouldn't work.

If there was every an Epic Rap Battle featuring one of the Friendship Is Magic cast members, my vote would go for Rainbow Dash vs The Red Baron. Lauren Faust vs Doctor Faust and Nikola Tesla vs Twilight Sparkle would also be cool.

edited 13th Dec '11 8:30:45 PM by SantosLHalper

MLP is in the pop culture enough to work, it did exist before Faust got her gorgeous little hands on it you know.

I think Hitler won just because he had to rap with about 10 seconds notice, while blind and nauseated from cabonite sickness. AND he did it well.

And if they put a pony in a rap battle it better be a GREAT AND POWERFUL pony.

edited 14th Dec '11 7:54:21 AM by hawkeye16

Apparently Nice Peter isn't above poking fun at the rap battles.

Yes, that's him as the M&M.

That was the only bearable Annoying Orange episode ever and that's mainly because Orange didn't get as many lines and some of the jokes were quite clever.

I mean, there is a good way to do annoying, and then there's a bad way. Annoying Orange falls into the latter.

Those were some of the best Candy puns EVER!!!!!!!

@takashi: Nothing. I was just wondering if there was anybody here who could confirm that because I don't know where to look.

I saw someone comment for "Gandhi vs. M. Night Shyamalan", NOW THAT IS A BATTLE I'D BE INTERESTED IN!

Yes

YES

AND A MILLION TIMES YES

I had a light bulb go on over my head the other day and thought of Nikola Tesla vs Dr. Frankenstein.

I made the comment and can only hope it'll come to pass.

Gandhi vs M. Night would be awesome.

edited 16th Dec '11 2:33:33 PM by TheWanderer

is it bad that after I read that my head immediately filled up with Tesla lyrics?

I choose to believe there's nothing weird about it and that it's just because the idea itself is so great.

And if anyone says otherwise, well, I reject your reality and substitute my own!

(Although I apparently can't reject the reality of my typos and tendency to sometimes leave words out of sentences)

edited 17th Dec '11 10:28:32 AM by TheWanderer