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Davidreamcatcha Edgar, you sly ol fox! Since: Mar, 2011
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#1: Mar 30th 2011 at 7:55:30 PM

'Cuz we need to discuss this wonderful character more.

KingZeal Since: Oct, 2009
#2: Mar 30th 2011 at 11:39:01 PM

Right now, I'm liking Ultimate Jonah better.

Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#3: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:09:33 AM

JK Simmons: Best person to play Jameson ever.

So glad they got him to reprise the role on Ultimate Spiderman. If he does not have the role in the film reboot too, I will be very sad.

PrimoVictoria Since: Dec, 1969
#4: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:19:27 AM

JJJ needs his own ongoing. J. Jonah Jameson: The Mayor Of ACTION! C'mon, you know you would but it.

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#5: Mar 31st 2011 at 11:58:53 AM

Hmm maybe before His wife died. He's imo at this point to much a tragic person (despite everything) for going to something which would be that hilarious...

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PrimoVictoria Since: Dec, 1969
#6: Mar 31st 2011 at 12:53:21 PM

[up]Jesus Christ, this is what happened after I dropped Spider-Man?

Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#7: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:07:55 PM

Someone lost a wife in a Spider Man comic?

[[Insert One More Day joke+rant here]]

WTF Marvel and your women stuffed in the fridge...

Also:

On December 15, 2010, Stan Lee posted the following tweet: "I herewith proclaim, for the world to see, that J. Jonah Jameson’s first name is— Jeremiah! And so it shall remain—till I change my mind!"

edited 31st Mar '11 3:08:18 PM by Ghilz

KingZeal Since: Oct, 2009
#8: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:09:16 PM

You left out this part:

"The tone of the post suggests this should not necessarily be considered canon."

Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#9: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:14:47 PM

I figured that spoke for itself. Seriously, have you ever read Stan lee's twitter? It's the most glorious insane insanely glorious thing on the interweb twitter.

edited 31st Mar '11 3:28:46 PM by Ghilz

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#10: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:44:53 PM

Even when compared to Warren Ellis'?

edited 31st Mar '11 3:45:00 PM by Jackerel

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Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#11: Mar 31st 2011 at 3:54:31 PM

Yes.

In his latest ones, he declares how he met the Governator at a con, and should make a comic on him, so he can net himself a cameo in Arnie's next film.

  • His name is Schwarzenegger. Mayhap thou hath heard of him. Before I could tell thee the news, the press hath scooped thy Generalissimo!
  • Though he be the mightiest motion picture star of all, if he wouldst become a Brigadier, he first must prove his mettle.
  • So Arnold, as I courageously calleth him, shall be the star of a powerful new comicbook entitled “THE GOVERNATOR!”
  • Well may thou wonder why the mighty Governator hath so eagerly joined thy beloved Generalissimo. Now wonder no more—-
  • Rather than money, for which he hath little need, I vowed to help Arnold gaineth a body like mine! What man couldst refuse?
  • I’ll expect my Brigadiers to make the Governator the greatest new hero of all—so that I’ll get a cameo in Arnold’s next movie! Excelsior!

With Twitter, Stan Lee realized he can write Stan's Soapbox again... ALL THE TIME. Warren Ellis is fun too, But Stan Lee's is just... WTF.

Alas, my brave Brigadiers, many of thee have told me that thou readeth my tweets but knoweth not what the (dirty word) I speaketh about!

edited 31st Mar '11 3:59:19 PM by Ghilz

Eggus Since: Mar, 2011
#12: Apr 1st 2011 at 7:01:16 AM

I wonder if The Punisher is gonna show up in Spider-Man soon again. After all considering JJJ´s new policy on supervillians, i think JJJ and the punisher might get along.

Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#13: Apr 1st 2011 at 9:12:10 AM

What's said policy on supervillains? Beside the usual "oppose em?"

I mean, he's a mayor, not like he can make killing em legal...

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#14: Apr 1st 2011 at 9:22:05 AM

In Comics its apparently legal to exile someone despite beeing found innocent.

I would not count on it ;)

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Ghilz Perpetually Confused from Yeeted at Relativistic Velocities Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
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#15: Apr 1st 2011 at 9:33:37 AM

I didn't even know Mayors could exile people at all.

Eggus Since: Mar, 2011
#16: Apr 1st 2011 at 10:11:22 AM

[up][up][up] After his wife was killed he seemed a bit pissed at supervillains, and seems to want to kill them all. He ordered an unarmed villain in the latest spidey issue to be shot dead (spidey saved him). Still i guess we will see in the future how much of this remains.

edited 1st Apr '11 10:12:18 AM by Eggus

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#17: Apr 1st 2011 at 10:51:21 AM

given the recent spider-man promotion (spider island?) he'll propably have a new heart attack soon...

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#18: Apr 1st 2011 at 12:10:11 PM

Guess what, JJ? It's avatars, avatars of Spider-Man.

Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
MoeDantes cuter, cuddlier Edmond from the Land of Classics Since: Nov, 2010
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#19: Apr 3rd 2011 at 12:55:49 AM

Anyone else think its suspicious that JJ is always talking shit about Spider-Man?

I have a theory. I think he does it because he is Spider-Man!

Who's with me?

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SpaceJawa UTINNI! from Right Here Since: Jan, 2001
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#20: Apr 3rd 2011 at 10:36:04 AM

But Spider-Man and JJJ have been seen in the same place side by side before. How can either of them be in two places at once?

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#21: Apr 3rd 2011 at 10:37:33 AM

[up]wild mass guessThe Cameleon works for the bugglewild mass guess

MoeDantes cuter, cuddlier Edmond from the Land of Classics Since: Nov, 2010
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#22: Apr 3rd 2011 at 11:08:27 AM

Who says that was the real Spider-Man? Anyone can put on a costume!

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blueharp Since: Dec, 1969
#23: Apr 4th 2011 at 8:32:47 PM

Actually, we know JJ Jameson hates Spiderman because he's black.

It's true. It was said under oath.

But it seems more personal than that, almost as if...Spiderman were Jonah's illegimate bastard son with his maid!

RandomChaos No Dragon Power from My own little world Since: Oct, 2011
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#24: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:50:02 AM

I don't really read the comic but I always waned t send him into a nightmare or something were he s Spidy and exp ring way he wares that mask frist hand. You know Rhino destroying the bugle, Eltro his school random morins jumping him at every turn.

With the power of a dragon I can make up for my inability to spill.
TheBananaSlug The Banana Slug from Under a Rock Since: May, 2011
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#25: Sep 6th 2012 at 9:46:32 AM

Okay...this is gonna sound dumb...

...but I think...

...that J. Jonah Jameson...should have his own trope page. waii


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