> This Troper: Mental Breakdown
You start to undergo a mental breakdown, but then you decide that would be stupid and you flip the fuck out instead.
> Hack into the mainframe so your avatar is not a pony.
You don't know the first thing about hacking, but there's no way you're taking this lying down. You are just Googling for some means of turning all the avatars into Spider-Man instead when you hear a disconcerting noise coming from the other room.
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The game is afoot!
>Make a weapon out of household objects.
First, you arm yourself.
>Be hypnotized into adding My Little Pony into your Toustuck avatar
Yeah, that's a no.
>Try hovering with your Wiki Magic.
You hover momentarily a few inches off the ground.
Upon landing, you hurry through to the front room.
There's nothing that stands out as suspicious. Everything here is exactly as you left it.
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This is the best thing in the history of things.
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>Check if you still have Ye Flask.
Yup, it's still here. You've been carrying it in your pocket this whole time.
You have large pockets, evidently.
You acquire the cricket bat. You're more of a soccer man, but you keep this thing around for home security reasons.
You stuff your bizarre household weapon into your now-bulging backpack.
>Attempt to get That Troper edit banned
You use your kitchen computer for this, since you already have TV Tropes handily open there.
'Ave it, ya tosser!
Nothing unusual here. Everything looks to be exactly as you left... wait what
You notice the bill. This is daylight robbery! You almost regret not pelting the repairman with the fries.
>Enter cabinet door like Coraline
You move the drinks bottles out of the way and begin your Coralinian venture into the cabinet.
Was there always a tunnel here? You could have sworn it was bricked up before.
You are just entering the tunnel
when suddenly, a row of absurdly sharp blades descends through the top of the desk, blocking the passage.
>Use your Wiki Magic to pull enough money from Hammerspace to pay the bill.
You don't have nearly enough Wiki Magic to attempt to withdraw £500 you didn't put there!
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You still don't know how to hack, and in any case you have no idea what this means!
>Crawl back out of the tunnel.
You emerge from the cabinet, knocking over the bottles as you do so.
>Attempt to ascertain the source of the blades.
There's no sign of them from above. Everything looks normal enough...
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Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]I already did! :P Thanks for the invite.
>Drink from the bottles I just knocked over.
You take a hearty swig from each bottle.
>Go to hackthissite.org and learn to hack shit
You switch on your main computer.
The monitor fails to light up. Instead, the whole machine rises out of the desk. And... what is the CD drive doing?
Maybe you overdid the whiskey?
You're not sure how or why, but all of a sudden, everything is trying to kill you.
edited 3rd Apr '11 9:22:25 PM by BobbyG
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> This Troper: Mental Breakdown
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?