>Open the door and punch the knocker in the face
How dare this door-knocking person interrupt your Minecraft session? You decide to teach them a lesson.
Unfortunately, the door remains locked, and you still don't know where your key is. The computer repairman wants to know why you won't open the door.
You're finding it a little hard to think straight. All the smoke in this room is very offputting. At least the fire alarm has run out of batteries.
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Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.> Wait, and let him knock four times.
You can't remember where that key is, so you just wait around a bit and let the repairman knock a couple of times more.
You hope doing so won't put the fate of the universe at risk.
>Try to impersonate Miku's voice to confuse the knocker.
You stall for time with your best Hatsune Miku impression.
...Yeah, you're not fooling anybody. The repairman is getting impatient, and tells you to stop screwing around and open the door.
>Call a locksmith and open some windows
It's no use; you just can't remember where you've put that key, and you're already heartily sick of these shenanigans. You call in a locksmith.
Then you open the windows because all this smoke is getting to be a serious pain in the ass.
It would be terribly convenient if this were true, which it sadly isn't.
Fortunately, this doesn't matter, because the emergency locksmith gets here in record time and gets that door open.
You have no idea where your wallet or chequebook are, so he leaves you an IOU.
>Welcome the repairman in, without punching him.
You're feeling magnanimous, so you forgive the guy for disrupting your game and welcome him inside.
He is visibly disgusted by the smell, but too polite to say anything.
>Also, prepare the fries in the kitchen while he fixes the computer.
The repairman gets to work mending your machine. You heat up the oven and put the fries inside.
>Plead on Edit banned thread for editing privileges.
Your grovelling pays off. Your ban is lifted.
Heh. Suckers.
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It looks like the mods made the right decision. You clear away more natter, and your Wiki Magic rises accordingly.
>Check the pantry for non-perishable foods. Surely there must be something edible left.
You find some tinned food, some pasta and some cereal.
It's unlikely that you have an exceptionally healthy diet.
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>See if those fries are done cooking yet.
Looks like it.
Mmm. They smell delicious!
Looks like your computer's done being fixed, too.
The repairman writes you out a bill, waves and shows himself out in a hurry. Presumably the smell of the place was getting to be too much for him. It'd be too much for anyone with a nose.
You do have a nose, by the way.
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It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.> Chase the repairman, throwing the fries at him.
No way!
You have your fries and eat them, too. Delicious!
Your ravenous Health bar gratefully increases.
You prepare to unleash... wait, what?
You realise you have no idea what that even is. The dictionary proves unhelpful.
>Find material on the site that could lead to That Troper's edit-banning.
You don't have to look very hard. Every single one of That Troper's edits is terrible.
> Get an avatar. Make it a Touhou or a Homestuck.
Why choose?
You eagerly hasten to post about your exciting new avatar in the appropriate thread.
Ordinarily you're not one to jump to rash conclusions, but right now you can't help but feel that you are being trolled.
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>Open the door and punch the knocker in the face
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