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Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#76: Mar 30th 2011 at 5:43:05 PM

>Open the door and punch the knocker in the face

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#77: Mar 30th 2011 at 5:59:52 PM

>Open the door and punch the knocker in the face

How dare this door-knocking person interrupt your Minecraft session? You decide to teach them a lesson.

Unfortunately, the door remains locked, and you still don't know where your key is. The computer repairman wants to know why you won't open the door.

You're finding it a little hard to think straight. All the smoke in this room is very offputting. At least the fire alarm has run out of batteries.

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Radd well, it's true from sunny Florida Since: Dec, 1969
well, it's true
#78: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:02:47 PM

>Call a locksmith and open some windows

"Loid, I'm pretty sure you hate your father more than I hate my mother with a hammer" - Ninten, Loids Are Not Christmas
Wicked223 from Death Star in the forest Since: Apr, 2009
#79: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:07:10 PM

>Turn the unlocking dial that every single doorknob in existence has on the inner side to its unlocked position and open the door

You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#80: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:12:36 PM

Welcome the repairman in, without punching him.

Also, prepare the fries in the kitchen while he fixes the computer.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#81: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:24:16 PM

Plead on Edit banned thread for editing privileges.

edited 30th Mar '11 6:24:53 PM by stevebat

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
Reecer6 Defiler of Shops from Crowning Moment Of Awesome Since: Aug, 2009
Defiler of Shops
#82: Mar 30th 2011 at 6:34:32 PM

>Start a You Tube series on reviewing terrible situations you find yourself in

Soul is ugly.
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#83: Mar 30th 2011 at 7:29:58 PM

Try to impersonate Miku's voice to confuse the knocker.

Usually here.
OldManHoOh It's super effective. from England Since: Jul, 2010
It's super effective.
#84: Mar 31st 2011 at 2:34:35 AM

> Wait, and let him knock four times.

Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#86: Mar 31st 2011 at 9:49:50 AM

'Tis some visitor tapping at your chamber door. Only this, and nothing more.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#87: Mar 31st 2011 at 10:42:56 AM

> Wait, and let him knock four times.

You can't remember where that key is, so you just wait around a bit and let the repairman knock a couple of times more.

You hope doing so won't put the fate of the universe at risk.

>Try to impersonate Miku's voice to confuse the knocker.

You stall for time with your best Hatsune Miku impression.

...Yeah, you're not fooling anybody. The repairman is getting impatient, and tells you to stop screwing around and open the door.

>Call a locksmith and open some windows

It's no use; you just can't remember where you've put that key, and you're already heartily sick of these shenanigans. You call in a locksmith.

Then you open the windows because all this smoke is getting to be a serious pain in the ass.

>Turn the unlocking dial that every single doorknob in existence has on the inner side to its unlocked position and open the door

It would be terribly convenient if this were true, which it sadly isn't.

Fortunately, this doesn't matter, because the emergency locksmith gets here in record time and gets that door open.

You have no idea where your wallet or chequebook are, so he leaves you an IOU.

>Welcome the repairman in, without punching him.

You're feeling magnanimous, so you forgive the guy for disrupting your game and welcome him inside.

He is visibly disgusted by the smell, but too polite to say anything.

>Also, prepare the fries in the kitchen while he fixes the computer.

The repairman gets to work mending your machine. You heat up the oven and put the fries inside.

>Plead on Edit banned thread for editing privileges.

Your grovelling pays off. Your ban is lifted.

Heh. Suckers.

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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#88: Mar 31st 2011 at 2:22:26 PM

Continue building Wiki Magic by working on clearing Natter, try to avoid posting Natter yourself.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#89: Mar 31st 2011 at 5:12:00 PM

>Check the pantry for non-perishable foods. Surely there must be something edible left.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#90: Mar 31st 2011 at 6:27:22 PM

>Continue building Wiki Magic by working on clearing Natter, try to avoid posting Natter yourself.

It looks like the mods made the right decision. You clear away more natter, and your Wiki Magic rises accordingly.

>Check the pantry for non-perishable foods. Surely there must be something edible left.

You find some tinned food, some pasta and some cereal.

It's unlikely that you have an exceptionally healthy diet.

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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
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#91: Mar 31st 2011 at 6:30:24 PM

Check how well you can draw.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
MetaFour AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN from A Place (Old Master)
AXTE INCAL AXTUCE MUN
#92: Mar 31st 2011 at 6:33:13 PM

>See if those fries are done cooking yet.

BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#93: Mar 31st 2011 at 6:54:27 PM

>Check how well you can draw.

I can't draw to save my life, and apparently neither can you.

>See if those fries are done cooking yet.

Looks like it.

Mmm. They smell delicious!

Looks like your computer's done being fixed, too.

The repairman writes you out a bill, waves and shows himself out in a hurry. Presumably the smell of the place was getting to be too much for him. It'd be too much for anyone with a nose.

You do have a nose, by the way.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#94: Mar 31st 2011 at 7:02:36 PM

> Chase the repairman, throwing the fries at him.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
CommandoDude Since: Jun, 2010
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#97: Mar 31st 2011 at 7:17:30 PM

Find material on the site that could lead to That Troper's edit-banning.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Ponicalica from facing Buttercup Since: May, 2010
#98: Mar 31st 2011 at 7:59:04 PM

> Get an avatar. Make it a Touhou or a Homestuck.

the future we had hoped for
AwesomeZombie22 Shaggy haired shaman from somewhere over the rainbow Since: Apr, 2010
#99: Mar 31st 2011 at 8:10:55 PM

Declare as hammily as you can that you are Spartacus.

Usually here.
BobbyG vigilantly taxonomish from England Since: Jan, 2001
vigilantly taxonomish
#100: Apr 1st 2011 at 10:51:45 AM

> Chase the repairman, throwing the fries at him.

No way!

You have your fries and eat them, too. Delicious!

Your ravenous Health bar gratefully increases.

>SEPULCHRITUDE!!!

You prepare to unleash... wait, what?

You realise you have no idea what that even is. The dictionary proves unhelpful.

>Find material on the site that could lead to That Troper's edit-banning.

You don't have to look very hard. Every single one of That Troper's edits is terrible.

> Get an avatar. Make it a Touhou or a Homestuck.

Why choose?

You eagerly hasten to post about your exciting new avatar in the appropriate thread.

>What.

Ordinarily you're not one to jump to rash conclusions, but right now you can't help but feel that you are being trolled.

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