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CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2001: May 14th 2011 at 5:13:29 PM

"ya, but nomfangs arnt normal! raar!"

Here we go.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2002: May 14th 2011 at 5:38:34 PM

"GO LOOKY AT ALLLL TH' 'SAMPLES ON TV TROPES! Y'SSSS SEY AREE! 'S NOT UNUSSUAAL FORR FIICTION! RAAAAAAAAAAAAR."

Things were about to get stupid. Really stupid.


Adelina leaned in a bit, giving a view of some cleavage. It was time to get a little bit more physical for an amusing reaction, "Chichichichichi... Oh, don't tell me... You're really that innocent?"

edited 14th May '11 5:41:21 PM by Motree

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2003: May 14th 2011 at 5:40:51 PM

"I have amnesia, remember?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2004: May 14th 2011 at 5:51:16 PM

Dear Lord.

"leik ai didnt know a sixeen-yeer-owld gurl was maeking meh coem heer! raaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!"

Why the "raaaaarrr"-ing, anyways?

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2005: May 14th 2011 at 6:17:00 PM

"Heyyy! Not this 'gain! Iwom las' time, Ican win 's time's well! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"


"Oh, yeah, that's right..." That look on her face spelled trouble, "Chichichi... All the better to have fun with..."

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
EvilChildren Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
#2006: May 14th 2011 at 6:19:21 PM

Tyke's eyes go wide in surprise before going back to normal, "I remember you. You were there when Prosecution attacked me at the hotel."

CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2007: May 14th 2011 at 6:20:00 PM

"we alredy did dis? rrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!"

Little did they know that somebody sitting at a table off to the side had their camera with them...

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2008: May 14th 2011 at 6:25:45 PM

Prosecution tilted his head. "Pardon?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2009: May 14th 2011 at 7:16:02 PM

"YES! We RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRED all nightn stupid shit.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"

This is probably going straight to Smoking Gun.


She couldn't help from grinning there. Either the guy had a really good poker face, or the amnesia really left him that naive. Plus, head tilts were always kind of cute.

"Chichichichichichichi..." She was leaning in quite close by this point, "Do I really need to provide a physical demonstration?"

... Oh God. Rape is imminent.

edited 14th May '11 7:16:42 PM by Motree

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2010: May 14th 2011 at 7:26:18 PM

"wayt, whay ar yu raaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrring?"

Hey, at least he's having fun, even if he's doing something completely asinine that may humiliate him for the last week and a half of his life.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2011: May 14th 2011 at 7:27:59 PM

Prosecution's expression was unmoved... but even he couldn't miss the implications there, being a lawyer.

"What kind of physical demonstration?"

Oh god, oh god, oh god...

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2012: May 14th 2011 at 8:46:37 PM

"'CAAAUUUSSE I'MA MOTHERFUCKIN' DRAGGIN!" Kota yelled.

Thankfully for him, no one would take him seriously due to intoxication.


Adelina's grin turned into a devilish smirk and she slowly started advancing like a lioness moving in for the kill.

"What kind? Chichichi..." She giggled, pressing Prosecution against a wall. The glint in her eyes signaled she was getting a thrill out of this, "I think the signal should be pretty clear here," she said in a lowered voice. She kept eye contact the entire time.

"Unlike you humans... I've already hit rock bottom. No morals, no standards..." By this point, he was completely against the wall, her body pressed against his and their faces only a few inches apart.

"So... How far can I push you, I wonder?", She asked, so close that her lips were brushing against his cheek, leading up to a playful lick across it.

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2013: May 14th 2011 at 8:53:26 PM

"draguns go raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr. whay do ai go raaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr, den?"

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2014: May 14th 2011 at 8:58:12 PM

Prosecution felt her tongue glide across his skin. His eyes widened slightly. Two very different feelings jolted through his body. One, disgust.

She just licked me?!

And yet, for some reason he couldn't fathom... he found it pleasant. His arms moved to her shoulders, but he was unsure whether to push her away... or pull her closer.

"Do you do this on purpose?"

edited 14th May '11 11:02:40 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2015: May 14th 2011 at 9:35:20 PM

Out of nowhere, while sitting there with Gear, Key spontaneously cringed.

OH GOD WHAT... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, KAL?!

"Having fun, Chichichichi..."

WHY WHAT AAAAAAAGGGHH CANNOT UNSEE.

"Oh come on. At least it's not going as far as that Christmas Party last ye-"

We agreed never to speak of that again... BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.

"Chichi... I know."

Key buried his face in his hands and shook his head a bit, "I swear, one of these days, I'm killing that cat."


"Stuuuuupiiiid. You go'n RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR 'cause YOU a draggin' tooo. 'S fuggin' math..." Kota slurred out.


Adelina smirked again, "'On purpose?' I think it's pretty clear nothing here is accidental..."

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2016: May 14th 2011 at 9:38:11 PM

"I meant deliberately conjuring forth an odd mix of pleasure, given that you are a rather attractive woman... and disgust, because who knows how many guys you've done this to."

edited 14th May '11 9:38:25 PM by Dragon573

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2017: May 14th 2011 at 9:51:52 PM

"tht iz awsum. raaaaaaaarrrr."

Ryu, of course, was the weirdo speaking in LOL Cat.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Gilphon (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
#2018: May 14th 2011 at 9:54:47 PM

Gear stared. Once again, he found himself in a situation where the odd collection of instinctual reactions and memories of memories he had in the place actual experience gave absolutely zero advice on how to handle the situation.

"Um… quick question: Do I want to know what's going here?"

Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2019: May 14th 2011 at 10:07:38 PM

Key just kind of sat there for a minute before giving his answer, "... Prosecution's getting his first experience with Kalestation. In other words, she's about two flirts away from molesting him."


"I know riiite? 'Ma iiice draggin 'n m' drinks n'ver gettt cold!"


"Oh... Don't worry." She cooed, "I rarely get this far... And rarely have this kind of opportunity."

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2020: May 14th 2011 at 10:15:25 PM

He stared blankly and glassy-eyed at Kota with a broad, stupid smile on his face before his head slammed into the table.

The time, according to the clock at the back of the bar, was around 11:30.

"ai tireded."

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2021: May 14th 2011 at 10:16:46 PM

"Can I just say one thing?"

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2022: May 14th 2011 at 10:45:17 PM

"'Den go back't the hotel, Jeezus..." said Kota.


"Oh, what's that?" She was having fun here- his reaction wasn't as drastic as most people would be in the same situation.

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."
Dragon573 Sanity not included from Sitting at a bonfire Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking
Sanity not included
#2023: May 14th 2011 at 10:49:19 PM

"You are officially the scariest person I've ever met."

It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.
CrystalGlacia from at least we're not detroit (Living Relic)
#2024: May 14th 2011 at 10:53:12 PM

"yah! I think Dolphin shuld meet yu! AFTUR we zleep dis off."

Sleeping it off sounds good.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Motree Dancing All Night from The Midnight Channel Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Dancing All Night
#2025: May 14th 2011 at 11:29:01 PM

"yyeaahah... S'wheresa hoteler?"


"I take that as a compliment. And I could say the same for you..." She smirked, still quite close, "You're a gentleman, and I find that very charming. Though the fact that you've also got that... Other side of you... The contrast and combination is rather sexy, in an kinky sort of way..."

edited 14th May '11 11:34:43 PM by Motree

“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."

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