"GO LOOKY AT ALLLL TH' 'SAMPLES ON TV TROPES! Y'SSSS SEY AREE! 'S NOT UNUSSUAAL FORR FIICTION! RAAAAAAAAAAAAR."
Things were about to get stupid. Really stupid.
Adelina leaned in a bit, giving a view of some cleavage. It was time to get a little bit more physical for an amusing reaction, "Chichichichichi... Oh, don't tell me... You're really that innocent?"
edited 14th May '11 5:41:21 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."Dear Lord.
"leik ai didnt know a sixeen-yeer-owld gurl was maeking meh coem heer! raaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!"
Why the "raaaaarrr"-ing, anyways?
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth.""Heyyy! Not this 'gain! Iwom las' time, Ican win 's time's well! RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"
"Oh, yeah, that's right..." That look on her face spelled trouble, "Chichichi... All the better to have fun with..."
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS.""YES! We RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRED all nightn stupid shit.... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"
This is probably going straight to Smoking Gun.
She couldn't help from grinning there. Either the guy had a really good poker face, or the amnesia really left him that naive. Plus, head tilts were always kind of cute.
"Chichichichichichichi..." She was leaning in quite close by this point, "Do I really need to provide a physical demonstration?"
... Oh God. Rape is imminent.
edited 14th May '11 7:16:42 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."Prosecution's expression was unmoved... but even he couldn't miss the implications there, being a lawyer.
"What kind of physical demonstration?"
Oh god, oh god, oh god...
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve."'CAAAUUUSSE I'MA MOTHERFUCKIN' DRAGGIN!" Kota yelled.
Thankfully for him, no one would take him seriously due to intoxication.
Adelina's grin turned into a devilish smirk and she slowly started advancing like a lioness moving in for the kill.
"What kind? Chichichi..." She giggled, pressing Prosecution against a wall. The glint in her eyes signaled she was getting a thrill out of this, "I think the signal should be pretty clear here," she said in a lowered voice. She kept eye contact the entire time.
"Unlike you humans... I've already hit rock bottom. No morals, no standards..." By this point, he was completely against the wall, her body pressed against his and their faces only a few inches apart.
"So... How far can I push you, I wonder?", She asked, so close that her lips were brushing against his cheek, leading up to a playful lick across it.
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."Prosecution felt her tongue glide across his skin. His eyes widened slightly. Two very different feelings jolted through his body. One, disgust.
She just licked me?!
And yet, for some reason he couldn't fathom... he found it pleasant. His arms moved to her shoulders, but he was unsure whether to push her away... or pull her closer.
"Do you do this on purpose?"
edited 14th May '11 11:02:40 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve.Out of nowhere, while sitting there with Gear, Key spontaneously cringed.
OH GOD WHAT... WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, KAL?!
"Having fun, Chichichichi..."
WHY WHAT AAAAAAAGGGHH CANNOT UNSEE.
"Oh come on. At least it's not going as far as that Christmas Party last ye-"
We agreed never to speak of that again... BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING NOW IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.
"Chichi... I know."
Key buried his face in his hands and shook his head a bit, "I swear, one of these days, I'm killing that cat."
"Stuuuuupiiiid. You go'n RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR 'cause YOU a draggin' tooo. 'S fuggin' math..." Kota slurred out.
Adelina smirked again, "'On purpose?' I think it's pretty clear nothing here is accidental..."
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS.""I meant deliberately conjuring forth an odd mix of pleasure, given that you are a rather attractive woman... and disgust, because who knows how many guys you've done this to."
edited 14th May '11 9:38:25 PM by Dragon573
It's kind of funny. Sufficiently advanced stupidity is like sufficiently advanced science; eventually, you find something you can't solve."tht iz awsum. raaaaaaaarrrr."
Ryu, of course, was the weirdo speaking in LOL Cat.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."Key just kind of sat there for a minute before giving his answer, "... Prosecution's getting his first experience with Kalestation. In other words, she's about two flirts away from molesting him."
"I know riiite? 'Ma iiice draggin 'n m' drinks n'ver gettt cold!"
"Oh... Don't worry." She cooed, "I rarely get this far... And rarely have this kind of opportunity."
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS.""'Den go back't the hotel, Jeezus..." said Kota.
"Oh, what's that?" She was having fun here- his reaction wasn't as drastic as most people would be in the same situation.
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS.""yyeaahah... S'wheresa hoteler?"
"I take that as a compliment. And I could say the same for you..." She smirked, still quite close, "You're a gentleman, and I find that very charming. Though the fact that you've also got that... Other side of you... The contrast and combination is rather sexy, in an kinky sort of way..."
edited 14th May '11 11:34:43 PM by Motree
“DAMMIT WHEN I HEAR 'SPACE CQC' ALL I CAN THINK OF IS BIG BOSS WITH A FISHBOWL ON HIS HEAD, STRANGLING AN ASTRONAUT OUTSIDE THE ISS."

"ya, but nomfangs arnt normal! raar!"
Here we go.
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."