Those guys are fuckin' inventive.
....do dragons have cloacas?
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117I'd kill to see that exact description in an actual history book.
"Luther the 12th was a shit-ass king".
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117He got a meal and a handjob out of it, that's better than a lot of time-travelers manage.
The Mansion of EWell, he's a time mage. He can go win a lottery or something. And then enjoy his winnings in a civilisation that hasn't been destroyed by the plague.
So overall, everything worked out.
But if you go for something like that again, don't forget to bring a proof of a promise for reward.
edited 27th Jan '14 7:55:57 AM by Adannor
It's back up.
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117This business idea does seem rather lucrative for some parties involved.
Praise be our new king, Don the Crown.
New Oglaf, lovely subversion of the mysterious knight thing.
edited 2nd Mar '14 7:38:43 PM by LeGarcon
Oh really when?I've got to say, I'm on the skeleton's side. The babies infiltrated the tournament, a hundred as one, flagrantly breaking the most obvious rule of "one entry, one contestant," whereas the skeleton's only crime was not to be human, which I understand in this universe to be a quite common affliction.
My posts make considerably more sense read in the voice of John Ratzenberger.Upside: ALL NUDE TOURNEY NEXT YEAR! WHOOOOHOOO!
I'm Charlie Owens, good night and good luck. PSNID: CEOIII 1117

http://oglaf.com/lonelymountain/
I do love the dwarves
Oh really when?