May have already posted this but, as of last week, my old DM has told the DM that I may be playing with soon that I am never, ever allowed anywhere near a Divine Class on the basis that I can and will turn the most innocent divine class (say, cleric) into the inquisition.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-Nono, not an Inquisitor. The Inquisition. I think my record is three hundred and twelve NPC followers- the DM had to keep a special chart detailing how quickly my radical new ideas were spreading through the churches.
Hey, fight fire with fire; when there's an abundance of Asmodeus cults, it's time to train the faithful to kill them all.
edited 6th Nov '11 6:36:17 AM by Exelixi
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-When I reformat my caste, my new caste mark cannot be a smiley/trollface, the symbol for any Magic The Gathering set, a swear word in Old Realm, a D20, a fist with raised middle finger, or the cutie mark of any canonical pony.
- The party Munchkin's character's name is not "Minimus Maximus", especially if the game is set in a facsimile of the Holy Roman Empire.
EDIT: Spoke to potential-DM again today. He asked what precisely was so bad about me according to Dusty.
Naturally, I asked him about a few details of the world, broke out my dice and did a "test run". I thus accumulated a new ban from a new DM before even starting:
Not allowed to obliterate a major religion and send the world into chaos by shagging the Goddess of the Innocent.
EDIT EDIT: Damn, Welch beat me to it on the "Minimus Maximus" thing.
edited 7th Nov '11 6:17:47 PM by Exelixi
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-These are IC restrictions, although the first one is mixed with OOC.
My Inquisitional acolyte is not allowed to go off on her own again. She already has had her spine and rib cage replaced, she doesn't need any more metal parts.
She also can never sleep with her lover on a mission again. Everyone heard them and it was awkward.
If what I say doesn't make sense, please refer to my name. Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! http://orkinet.lefora.com/
Pat. St. of Archive Binge
Does it count if the GM imposes one on himself?
- No longer allowed to intricately describe spiders jumping to attack PC of brand-new, arachnophobic player.
- I can't let said player use her +12 Bluff skill too often,even if it did get the party out of a too-strong encounter.
- The phrase "Key to her heart" does not confirm my Bard's suspicions that the frigid elven princess is not a warforged infiltrator.
- The fact that she is not bedding my charisma 25 Bard is not corroborating evidence.
- Elve's are immune to Charm, therefore Charm is not "the key to her heart".
- Neither is Glibness.
- She's just not into Kobolds.
My character is not allowed to shout "Let's do the Time Warp AGAIN!" every time the party travels through time.
While my cross-dressing evil half-drow Bard may technically be a Sweet Transvestite, he is frow Waterdeep, Faerun, and not Transsexual, Transylvania.
Actually, any reference to RHPS is not allowed.
That reminds me of the time...
The party doesn't need to know my theories on time travel if I'm just going to quote from Haruhi Suzumiya and Red Dwarf.
edited 9th Nov '11 9:18:39 AM by onFyre
I may not use the following reasons for the following classes to have succubi as traveling companions:
Paladin: "I converted her with my... Power."
Druid: "She really, really likes my animal form."
Any half-demon: "It was an arranged marriage."
Mage: "Backstory spellbook."
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.- Never again, under any circumstances, is my anime RPG character to be "Gary Busey as himself."
- Nor are my gnomes ever to be based on Michael Gross.
Being a wiseass doesn't increase my Sorcerer's magical effectiveness, despite what some sources would indicate.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
Now you make me want someone to make a caster counterpart to the Dashing Swordsman.
That actually sounds like you're describing a lot of Changeling The Dreaming characters.
(The more inventive you are with the actions you perform to use your powers, the easier they are to use)
In Dark Heresy games, I am no longer allowed to Impersonate the entire Grey Knights Chapter using crappy knockoff power armor and about 999 cardboard cutouts.
(This happened in the first place A. because my GM imports frequently imports stuff from D&D into all of his other games, including the rules about bluffing (natural 20
) and B. because it wasn't all that serious of a game to begin with.)
All drow males are NOT latent homosexuals. This issue is closed.
75% of drow GDP does not come from BDSM gear.
When meeting a group of pilgrims on their quest for truth, I am to tell them "May Corellon light your way", not "The truth is out there".
No matter how many dots my Toreador has in Subterfuge and Presence, she cannot seduce Beckett.
Basing any character on John Munch is strictly prohibited.

The description of Shadowrun above is completely wrong. Any task in Shadowrun consists of:
Plan (30 mins) Risk assessment (30 minutes) Shopping (30 minutes) Blow shit up (5 minutes)
Repeat.
Edit: Also, rockets cost an absolute fortune. Far cheaper to hire a gang member to act as a sapper. Give him some remote detonation bombs and a few hundred and he'll probably end up close enough to the target even if they blow his head off.
edited 5th Nov '11 10:20:14 AM by Michael