- Baleful Polymorph is a privilege, not a right.
- Not allowed to turn the Big Bad into an amoeba.
- Not allowed to turn him into a kitten.
- Not allowed to turn the Hydra into a baby snake, then keep it as a pet.
- Not allowed to turn the Dracolich into a baby dolphin.
- Not allowed to turn the Druid's wolf animal companion into a Dire Wolf puppy, then use magic to age it up to normal.
Take Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas.
Planeswalker- Tezzeret.
Now use Liquimetal coating and his own -1 ability.
Artifact Creature Planeswalker- Tezzeret
Now play Enchanted Evening. Now Rimefeather Owl, and use its ability on him, giving him the Snow type.
Snow Artifact Creature Enchantment Planeswalker- Tezzeret
Now, Runed Stalactite, equip it to him. Now Life and Limb.
Snow Artifact Enchantment Creature Planeswalker- Forest Tezzeret.
Leyline of Singularity.
Boom.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-I want to use the Leadership feat in 3.5 to gather followers, make them all barbarians, and name them after MST 3 K's names for Blast Hardcheese.
...and that's terrible.Bigby's Grasping hand is banned from the following uses:
- Molestation of persons or statues
- Pimp-slapping a tyrannosaurus
- Jazz hands
- Long-distance Wizard high-fives
- Long-distance Wizard secret handshakes
- Writing a really, really big book using a spear as a quill.
- Not allowed to orbital-drop the Fighter into combat.
- Even if he can soak the damage.
- Not allowed to take "land shark" as a paladin mount.
- Not allowed to create antimatter using Transmutation spells, even if the rules don't forbid it.
- Not allowed to recreate Neon Genesis Evangelion using Charm Monster and Colossal Plate Mail.
edited 2nd Nov '11 9:58:01 AM by Muramasan13
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Not allowed to call the Wild Hunt to deal with the Big Bad's army, no matter how poetic it is.
No matter what I roll on any sort of social or Knowledge check, my character is not to say "I know a guy. . . " and proceed to obliterate half the plot and a decent portion of the world-building.
edited 2nd Nov '11 4:41:45 PM by Exelixi
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-

- Shooting boosted fireballs into every portal I run into is a no-no.
- Bigby's hand is not a pimp hand and shall not be used for such.
- Shortened: No bitchslapping a dragon.
- A magic staff is not a bored gnome mage attached to a stick
- No point blank fireballs. Ever. Just don't do it.
Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.