Wouldn't that turn into "YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!!!!!" followed by a Lawful Evil Big Bad into a Chaotic Evil Rebellious Child? Ask yourself whats worse...
"You can reply to this Message!"My bard's Inspire Courage song is not titled 'Gnolly Diver,' 'The Ghast in Line' or 'Rainbow in the Underdark.'
Add me on Skype: Al Cook (darnpenguin)One that actually came up this last session at Mage...
- Apparently, volunteering to be the "filling" in a human sandwich just to make sure everyone "gets enough" is not a viable reason to activate the Charity virtue.
- There is a limit on the number of plans that can reasonably have the step "hurl a sack of fiendish weasels through the door".
- My Rousing Speech can't be ripped wholesale from a Weird Al song.
- That goes double for Dare to be Stupid.
edited 16th Oct '11 12:12:58 AM by CountDorku
- I may not play a bard that kicks challenge rating to the curb, the team Gurren way.
- I may not play a bard that kicks the LA +2 paladin to the curb, the team Gurren way.
- My Kobold may only take levels Commoner.
- My Kobold commoner is banned outright.
- Requiring some kind of divination spell to see the target is not a balancing flaw for an archer if the flaw is caused by being on the other side of the province.
- My Warforged gestalt's classes are not modular.
- I cannot build a spherical cage out of vorpal swords and run around in it like a hamster ball.
- Especially if those swords are double-edged.
- I am not allowed to keep the dead dark lord's armor to turn it into a marionette and issue orders through it.
More of a universal rule for the group: Space Marines are forbidden from having the following skills: Concealment, Move Silently, Disguise; except when they are granted by (incredibly risky to use) physic powers.
Addendum: If a player character Dreadnought even attempts to use one of the above skills then they receive a corruption point with no save as the Emperor/Dark Gods themselves are offended by the stupidity and attempted cheese of this act.
edited 16th Oct '11 9:35:28 PM by Rationalinsanity
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.Dreadnought disguise?
Ork Warboss Buzzkut stood atop the stairs, ordering his Boyz about. A message arrived via catapult, the Gretchin strangely surviving the impact. He read the letter on the poor thing's chest before tossing it aside. He fired into the air to draw the Boyz attention.
"Oll roight, boyz, da beakies is comin' dis way! Be on da lookout for da big stompy things!"
"Boss, I fink I see one!"
A massive two-legged chunk of metal walked towards the fortress with a massive chalkboard dangling from its front. On it, in ten-foot letters, there was a message.
I AM A TREE.
The Warboss looked around, confused. One of his Boyz had just seen something. But all he saw was the big tree moving towards them. It seemed to have fire for sap.
Nothing unusual there.
"See da Doks! You've got a problem wif your eyes."
The dreadnought drew closer, taking an eraser and marking off the word "TREE." It replaced it with "GRETCHIN."
The Warboss looked at the massive machine, pointing his Shoota at it.
"Oy, Gretchin! You seen da tree or any beakies?"
"No."
...and that's terrible.Krautman: Ever heard of the commoner build: Chicken Apocalypse (there are other names for it)?
I like using Kobolds because my group thinks they're underpowered. They also think Bards suck, although that is partly due to a tosser who played a bard with a charisma of 14.
edited 17th Oct '11 5:47:19 AM by Eyclonus
- Even if I have Hatered (heretics), I am not allowed to come up with reasons why all my enemies technically count as heretics ("those xenos don't worship the Emperor! Clearly they're heretics!")
- I'm not allowed to conver an entire nation to the worship of the Emperor, especially if I'm not even a cleric.

Okay, 2 out of two residents here agree...that second one was pretty cool.
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~