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NEITHER YOUNG OR OLD, I AM ETERNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GODDAMN WHIPPERSNAPPERS GETTIN' MAH LAWN ALL DIRTIED UP WITH THEIR BASEBALLS AND THEIR VIDJA GAMES AND THEIR POSTCOGNITIVIST WHOOZAWHATZITS!
edited 14th Mar '11 9:35:57 PM by Miijhal
*tosses a Sega Genesis cartridge onto Miijhal's lawn*
Actually, Charlie, the reason my back is bad is 'cause I hurt it lifting big ol' boxes of frozen hamburger patties and things when I was in highschool.
I do not miss that job.
*steals AU's Genesis game*
I'm still kinda curious where and who for I'll be working when I graduate.
-dons pimp hat and pimp cane- Well, Charlie, you might be interested in being my employee...
^^^But it's Shaq Fu!
edited 14th Mar '11 9:47:57 PM by AnonymousUser
*drops cartridge into nearby sewer grate*
@Juan: BITCH, I'M THE ONLY BOSS IN *THAT* BUSINESS.
Foolish child, I've been pimping chicks since before you even knew that the thing between your legs was a vagina, Charles.
*waves cane menacingly*
-Glares through the window-
edited 15th Mar '11 12:03:38 PM by Ultimatum
Who do these chav whipplesnapers think they are, eh? Messing up my lawn with their smoking, swearing, vandalism and hooligan antics? Kids these days!!
I am 14 years and 11 months old.... hi.
NO WAY -dances naked on your lawn-
NEKKIDNESS IS FUR PRIVATE TIME YOU CRETIN!
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO OLD MAN! THIS IS AN EXPRESSION OF MY INDIVIDUALITY!
Ossan is inverse-naked. Naked is an Ossan's default state. An Ossan wearing clothes is more naked than a normal person wearing nothing.
The mind boggles.
Can someone come and beat the crap off the chavs that keep leaving their DAMNED GARBAGE ON MY LAWN??????
That sounds like my combination of English and American terms there :)
Dude, land mines. Real crotchety old men don't bother with shotguns and rocking chairs when they can use landmines and a Laz-e-boy.
Landmines lack the personal touch of the shotgun, though.
They're kids, they don't deserve a personal touch.
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