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tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#1: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:45:20 PM

I can't tell if she's trolling the Red Bull and alcohol fueled, auto-tuned antics of Kesha, or if she's really trying to be a good singer. But one thing is for sure, this is the worst song ever to be recorded by any music company ever. Even Time Magazine thinks so. Oh and yeah, you read right, this girl has a record deal.

LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#2: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:47:47 PM

That is some of the most inane bullshit I've ever had the dubious privilege of hearing.

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!
CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
#3: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:50:24 PM

edited 27th Jan '13 6:43:09 PM by CompassionateSadist

SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#4: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:51:31 PM

Quite frankly, I've had the opinion of tendo, of Miss Monkey, and of Time Magazine - this ain't worth pausing Bohren & der Club of Gore for. And it's not even Friday. It's Monday.

All I ask is that, before you declare this the worst song ever recorded, and if you have the courage, you go and look up the song that Kim Kardashian recorded. Yes, Kim Kardashian recorded a song. It is utterly horrifying.

LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#5: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:53:11 PM

Kim Kardashian recorded a song? Oh, this I gotta hear.

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#6: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:53:21 PM

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#7: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:56:47 PM

Is that the Jam(Turn It Up) thing?

Because if it is, it's pretty much what I expected. Horrible.

But Friday is still worse, by a very small margin. At least Jam(Why-the-Fuck-Is-It-Even-Subtitled) has no lyrics with which to rape my appreciation of fine poetry.

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!
tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#8: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:56:55 PM

Also, if her friend is by her right, what does that make the person on her left? And who parties on Friday? That's what Saturday is for.

IT RAISES SO MANY QUESTIONS! It has also given me an existential crisis.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#9: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:57:51 PM

How is repeating the word "fun" lyrics?

And why is she stating the days of the week?

And also it's Monday!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#10: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:58:28 PM

I'm confused by the "A wild black-guy appears" part of the video.

Did someone decide this dirge of a song wasn't appealing enough to urban youth and decided this needed to go in?

edited 14th Mar '11 4:01:09 PM by Justice4243

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#11: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:59:13 PM

She's saying a bunch of stuff in the beginning, isn't she? And that "WE SO EXCITED" part is going to give me nightmares.

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#12: Mar 14th 2011 at 3:59:25 PM

It's got loads of appeal if you're using a cochlear implant and spend more than eight hours in Sunday school.

edited 14th Mar '11 4:02:04 PM by HungryJoe

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#13: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:00:20 PM

I think if you'd just recently had a cochlear implant installed, watching this would make you want to go back to being deaf.

You're an ad hominem attack!
tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#14: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:01:37 PM

This video has made me lose my faith in God.

Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#15: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:02:45 PM

If she's not in full makeup with a head of perfectly curled hair at "7AM", I will eat a pair of shoes.

Not even just one shoe. TWO.

edited 14th Mar '11 4:04:23 PM by Leradny

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#16: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:02:48 PM

Why must you catch the bus if you're riding to school with your friends?

And the lucky bastard wakes up at 7!

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
Leradny Since: Jan, 2001
#17: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:04:34 PM

Also I am awaiting Weird Al's parody.

tendollarlameo Remarkably Unremarkable Since: Aug, 2010
Remarkably Unremarkable
#18: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:04:42 PM

More importantly, what seat would you have chosen?

RocketDude Since: May, 2009
#19: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:04:52 PM

^^I don't think Weird Al would touch this.

edited 14th Mar '11 4:04:59 PM by RocketDude

Justice4243 Writer of horse words from Portland, OR, USA Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: Brony
Writer of horse words
#20: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:04:59 PM

Why must you catch the bus if you're riding to school with your friends?

If the random snippets of video are any indication they plan to catch it with their car, and proceeded to dance in the backseat to the chagrin of all the people on the bus just to show what a rad time they are having.

Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
Gristknife
#21: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:06:26 PM

I bet they did this on purpose. If you heard there was a video guranteed to make you bleed from at least three orifaces, you'd sorta want to watch it wouldn't you?

Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
SunshineWerewolf Since: Jan, 2011
#22: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:07:30 PM

@Miss Monkey - yup, that's the one. But this song is worse? Bile Fascination might get the better of me.

Still, I refuse to pause Bohren for this. It can wait until this album has finished.

LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#23: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:07:33 PM

Hell, I'm listening to it for the third time just to catch all of the stupidity. I am somewhat ashamed of myself.

Sunshine: I am fairly sure this song is even worse than that one.

edited 14th Mar '11 4:08:23 PM by LittleMissSpaceMonkey

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!
Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
Rabbit Season
#24: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:08:56 PM

I stopped listening to it partway through.

Is it worth finishing?

You're an ad hominem attack!
LittleMissSpaceMonkey See? from The Final Frontier Since: Oct, 2010
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#25: Mar 14th 2011 at 4:09:49 PM

You at least have to get to the "WE SO EXCITED" part (I wish I was kidding) to understand the full horror of this... this... I can't even call it a song.

Space is the final frontier... and it is ruled by space monkeys! Mwahahahaha!

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