Scarecrow, I think your fearsomeness has been overruled by ninjas.
Nonetheless, I shall stand with you against them. Throw me a musket! Or like, a knife or something! Quickly, before Reecer notices me!
edited 20th Apr '10 12:47:40 PM by MadeOfAxes
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Gonna wake up any second now...
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.We need more pirates for the inverse Conservation of Ninjutsu. Can you call your buddies or someing?
Anyhoo, I'm out of ammo for the musket. I took two ninjas down but I don't think I killed them. The bodies aren't here any more! Pass me some shot!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Quick, throw me your gun! He's getting closer!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.- Grabs the gun and wheels round, firing seconds before Grayson sets upon me*
Thanks man, he was this close!*demonstrates closeness with fingers before starting to reload the musket*
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Thanks!*Grabs the gun and wheels round, firing seconds before Grayson sets upon me*
Thanks man, he was this close!*demonstrates closeness with fingers before starting to reload the musket*
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.Shouldn't be muttering, mate. I might think you were a ninja or something!
"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.-Jumping out of the shadows- How did you hear my Inner Monologue? I rehearsed that! Well, whatever. Take this you "scurvy dogs"! -throws three shurikens-
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayAugh! Me eyepatch! I looted that yesterday, ye backstabbin' weasel! Have ye No Respect fer an honest pirate's plundered possessions?
I was never fond of Hypocritical Humor. Now, where is the girl?
You gotta believe me when I scare you away, all that I wish for is that you would stayOhohoho, got arselves a real romantic one, 'ave we? Well, that there wench represents a good deal o' doubloons, and so you'll be understandin' that I can't jes' let ye walk on out with me Meal Ticket, will yer?

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