Zelretch: @Lilith Well, miss Lilith, would you prefer to say...Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, Zelretch the Wizard Marshall, Zelretch of the Jewels, Dead Apostle Ancestor #4: Old Man of the Jewels, Kaleidoscope...or will just the first name do for now?
@Maria
I'm very flattered you think so, but no. Think of me as a self-appointed grandfather of hers.
edited 18th Apr '13 6:24:39 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Lilith: Dead Apostle Ancestor sounds cool, thanks.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Zelretch: So glad you think so. The Catholic Church thinks otherwise.
Zeltrech: Good, I doubt you'd have liked them. Rather unhinged lot, nailed their own god to a cross.
Lilith: ...it was a cult centering on me.
Basically, in order to keep Sanctuary safe while I was away, I took on the persona of the mass-murdering bounty hunter who called himself "Firehawk". I waged a one-woman war on all of the Bloodshots - they got kicked out of Sanctuary for being too violent, and planned to overrun the place, so I had to hold them off.
Eventually another group of bandits in Frostburn Canyon formed a cult based around me. They seemed nice enough - they found joy in burning to death, they hired the Vault Hunters to take a devotee to burn himself so he could be with me, and then I found out about the human sacrifice.
Vasili: Ah. Just a fair warning.
edited 18th Apr '13 6:42:11 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Lilith: I'm not a messiah.
I've just got freaky powers because I crossed the Hotness Threshold. That, or because I was born a Siren. Not sure which.
Hell, I'm a terrible person to be around. That cult - up until the human sacrifice part I wanted to leave them alone.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Shara: Hugs~? ^_^
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.