-And, like most cliched horror movies, a bolt of lightning strikes down from the sky, hitting the pumpkin. For several moments, it remains dorment before vines suddenly crawl through the soil, slowly gathering beneath the vegetable as they combine to form a rough replica of a stick-figure body.-
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.Chibi!Wren: Ooooooh! :D
-Eventually, the body of vines pick up the lightning-struck pumpkin and uses it as it's head. The vegetable in question suddenly cracks open, forming jagged teeth, burning, fiery eyes and breathing out small flickers of flame as it observes the garden.-
PK: GWA-HA-HA-HAH! For too long, by breathren, we have been harvested by these HUMANS. BUT NOW, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED! LET US RISE UP AND WIPE THEM OUT!
-...The Pumpkin King stares at the immobile, lifeless vegetables in the garden. Clearly, they're not going anywhere.-
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.Chibi!Wren: Well, he is a pumpkin still!
-With an irritated roar, the Pumpkin King marches off to the village. Or rather springs off, as it's body is rather light and every step doesn't even make the ground shake. The storm continues in the sky above as everyone seems blissfully unaware of the monstrosity closing in on them.-
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.-Finally, the huge vegetable creature storms into the village.-
PK: HEAR ME, PUNY HUMANS! TODAY IS THE DAY YOU RUE THE DAYS YOU HARVESTED US FOR FOOD, RESOURCES AND INSPIRATION FOR FOOLISH HOLIDAYS! DAYS! THE ONES THAT ARE AT AN EN- -is cut off by a tomato crashing against it's face- FOOLS!
Random Kid: Hahah! What are you going to do about it, you old vegetable? Glare at us?
-...The response is simple, a vine reaches down, picks up the kid and quickly throws him into the jaws of the PK. ...Of course, considering it can't close it's mouth and chew, he's relatively unharmed.-
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.Chibi!Wren: I don't think the bad guy is going to wi- -blinks as the PK is suddenly set on fire and runs around in a panic- ...Yeah, he's got no hope.
-Eventually, the head of the Pumpkin King is all that remains, defeated and silent while the kid cheerfully climbs out, completely unharmed. Next year rolls around with jack-o-lanterns everywhere.-
Chibi!Wren: So THAT'S why they're there every year! :D
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.

Chibi!Wren: -looks up at the movies- ...Oooooh. It looks so pretty with all the lights! :D
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.