Dave: Alright, I won't tell anybody about it, though, promise. I ain't got anybody that'd care about it, really.
...
You know, I just thought about something. You got an arch-nemesis or something that already knows your identity, right? Why doesn't she just sabotage you by outing you?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: -stares at the broken ones-
...phew, those ones are just the shit movies Egbert sent me. Now for the others...
-starts dislodging C Ds from monster flesh-
Gross. Hey, what's gonna happen to this thing? Like, who's on clean up duty for this? The janitor or something?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: -dislodges the CDs and back into the card they go, and ejected is the skateboard it is!-
That sounds incredibly convenient, but at least it means you don't have to foot any cleaning bills, right? ...how would do you even get a superhero to foot bills in the first?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Beniyama: ...Huh? But all the other superheroes back home don't really use masks...
Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.