Shiki: It was! Though Kyubey kept trying to contract Rhyme. He was a pest.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.-The monster gives an irritated roar and tries to swat Dave off...accidently clipping itself in the head with it's hand, disorientating itself-
Beniyama: Um, okay! -uses her whip to trip the monster up-
Wren: Well, unless people love cute and cuddly things, I'm pretty sure they'd be smart enough not to accept offers made from a killer-rabbit thing. Hope you weren't expecting anything witty here. Maybe some day.
-Dave jumps up as the monster trips and lands back down on its chest-
You know what would be funny? If this thing was a runaway experiment, valuable research data we'd be fucking up through vile assault. But anyway.
-starts going towards its neck to slash at-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: Really? -looks at its downed state- Already? Damn cut clean through it like a knife through butter.
-hops down from it-
A'ight, a few questions. One: What the fuck is this thing? Two: Why the fuck would somebody make it? And three: What the hell are you wearing?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanShe's this person
◊, right?
Dave: -scans her up and down with his eyes (not that you could tell behind his glasses)- ...really?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: Isn't that kind of... skimpy to wear for being a superhero or some shit? Like, I know there are female superheroes that dress up in a way that doesn't protect them at all, but come on let's get real. How much protection does that get up even give? In both defense and modesty.
edited 1st Sep '12 7:53:53 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: Oh, okay. I was starting to wonder how practical it'd be to wear just that when you're clobbering bad guys over and whipping 'em into submission. But seriously, have you considered, I dunno, investing in a mask? Heard that's the "in" thing if you want to be a superhero with a secret identity.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Hikaru: Y-yeah
edited 1st Sep '12 5:55:40 PM by rayday11