-The head falls to the floor. The body walks over, picks up the head, then zips it back on-
Teddie: *Whew* ...Man, that always feels uncomfortable. Yannow, if you wanted a closer look, you didn't have to start pawing all over me like that.
Dave: I'm busy processing what the fuck just happened. I see bug people, I see animal people, I see feral people, I see people that can apparently get genderbended, but I'm suddenly seeing a bear suit walk around with ain't nothing in him 'cept the shit that lines it's innards and suddenly I have a whole new thing to add to my list of "Shit to get used to."
Casey: A human? :/
Tyson: Sorry...
edited 13th Aug '12 2:03:07 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: Yeah. So anyway, give me a few more moments to get over this.
....
I'm over it. Onto pleasantries, who're you?
Casey: What's so funny?
Tyson:-walks with her in a daze, absentmindedly adjusting his speed while he gets over the powerful force that is... hand holding-
edited 13th Aug '12 2:23:30 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDave: ("With nothing in him in.") -nods- I'm Dave. I can't say it was nice to meet you, but I can say it was nice to know you aren't something super freaky.
Casey: Assuming everyone I thought was normal was a human?
Tyson: Um, I guess a new coat? This one's a little worn out.
edited 13th Aug '12 2:30:22 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanCasey: ...you know what never mind. What kind of ears are those?
Tyson: Oh... uh, the game store works too.
Dave: I don't think a nice meeting involves somebody tearing off your head literally five minutes after meeting them. Maybe, like, an awkward greeting works? mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Dave: Gah! Shit! What the fuck!? -drops it in shock-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean