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I consulted a History Wikki, and it told me that during the battle of Harrison Ford, General Jackson tried tricking his enemies using cheesecake. But Chief Third Time's A Charm didn't buy into it, and although Jackson won the first two battles, he met a crushing defeat in the third. The Union troops lost the ford and were sent home. But they all had cheesecake, so it wasn't a total loss.
I don't know whether to laugh at the silliness or criticize your spelling of "wiki".
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"Ah, right. Saw it in the comic, slipped my mind in the conversation.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"Naw, Kit is just not very knowledgeable regarding history and she gets her information from bad sources. She thinks Grant's quote about sucking dicks was an actual thing.
(but since History Wikki loads the information with sexual content, Kit's more apt to pay attention since she's more entertained)
Maybe History Wikki will show up again in the future.
So, History Wikki is like modern news media: everything gets reduced to the Lowest Common Denominator for ratings?
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"History Wikki might also be like a really really shitty/low-budget Oracle.
Let's ask History Wikki about European History. He'll tell us of the time Queen Elizabeth I and Queen Isabella had a lingerie pillow fight to decide who got dibs on Puerto Rico because they wanted to go there and make out with Jennifer Lopez. They eventually settled on a threesome.
History Wikki knows all!
Horrible Histories but Hotter and Sexier. Got it, and I could believe someone would make it.
I'm wondering what being in an evil cult pays. Sounds like dark apprentice Molly is in it for the paycheck. She's also out of dress code again...she's just asking to get turned into eldritch mulch or something for offending Dewbreen.
edited 27th Feb '15 3:25:45 PM by Rotpar
But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.Dark Apprentice Molly's Patented Dryad-gro. Makes dryads grow tall and mighty. Protects from fungai. Poisions flying beavers. The secret ingredient is Molly. From "Dewbreen Co".
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edited 27th Feb '15 3:57:38 PM by Rotpar
But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you.297
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Dammit, Molly! Get it right!
This episode of The Dreadful brought to you by fan-service and big freakin' trees.
edited 5th Mar '15 2:05:14 PM by ExMile
Yeah, she popped up awhile ago when Kit first met Charsi. She warned Kit and Charsi about "Dewbreen" and then was devoured by a demon she summoned.
She's also the Launie that Poe and Ith/Erin were discussing when they were operating on that zombie.
(and to tie things further into past events, if you remember the guy Liz was talking to on update 268, the guy who works at the "Alchemy Shop", that's the "Cute assistant named Chris" whom Poe referenced in update 294. Launie was his boss at that shop.)
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While I can't say definitively, it's probably safe to assume everyone in this comic is queer for each other unless otherwise noted
edited 5th Mar '15 12:14:50 PM by ExMile

I feel like I've been sumbliminized into buying something, but I'm not sure why.
Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.