That's the only thing people really talk about.
Rules of the Internet 45. Rule 45 is a lie. Check out my art if you notice.Gave it a look. Could be a bit more dynamic but yeah it was pretty good.
Sorry this post got ignored but when it comes to topics of the day people really hyperfocus on it.
Are explosions science?The main controversy with the Japanese version is that the scenes were rewritten rather than merely translated, and it's (apparently, I don't speak Japanese) resulting in bizarre changes occasionally outright missing plot details that create confusion.
But the optional side conversations are not like that they're translated almost too literally, resulting in clunky and awkward dialogue (to the extent that people initially assumed that they were machine translated (they weren't))
I don't recall the side conversations between Sonic and others being like that, but the Eggman logs you fish up at Big's ponds definitely are. They have that overly direct translation quality to them where the grammar is stilted and there's weird vocabulary choices like they picked the first thing out of an Eng>Jap dictionary. It's actually kind of hard for me to read unless I mentally replace all the words with direct English equivalents and then I understand what it's saying (I've encountered this sort of thing before with the Japanese translations of Sonic Chronicles and Metroid Prime). The voice acting for the logs sounds bad too, like Eggman's VA was given a single take to read the script into the mic without knowing what if any emotion he was supposed to be expressing.
The rest of the game isn't like that, but I think a big problem with the rest stems from it being written by the game's director Kishimoto, and as far I can tell he's never had a writing credit before and it shows. Characters don't always keep their style of speaking straight with how they usually talk or how they address others, and conversations or lines can be really odd.
There's a particular line from Tails in the game's opening cutscene when they're starting to crash on the island, where in English he just says "Woah! There's some kind of atmospheric charge! Hang on!" while in Japanese he says something like "Woah! The results of the controls are being altered by a power field that ignores the laws of physics! The differences in logic are manifesting and falling into the depths of causality!" It sounds just as awkward in Japanese, and it sounds like Tails' VA is struggling to fit it all within the time the English line took, and it very clearly doesn't match Tails's lip flaps. That's probably the most extreme example, but some other lines in the game are similarly awkward.
That's on top of what information is being conveyed being changed in some conversations, which could be argued about.
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Been binge watching this retrospective on Archie sonic by Lowart and decided to share this masterpiece of bit with you
Praise be to the absolute QueenProfessor Gerald, in his quest to create a cure for cancer... created a giant bio-organic lizard, and a goth hedgehog.
That's all well and good but how badly did he eff up that the Biolizard itself ended up with what appear to be giant purple, cancerous masses all over its body. Do lizards even have cancer? Can a lizard get cancer? Did he invent a lizard-form of cancer just to cure Maria?
Not to mention that whole boss fight is basically punching a living creature in its lymph nodes until it died.
Edited by FOFD on May 23rd 2024 at 6:55:44 AM
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Yeah, lizards can get cancer (supposedly, reptiles develop it at about the same rates as birds and mammals). So yeah, Super Sonic and Super Shadow were probably hitting the Finalhazard in its inflamed, tumor-filled lymph nodes at high speed.
Edited by TrashJack on May 18th 2024 at 11:20:12 AM
"Cynic, n. — A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be." - The Devil's DictionaryWhy do you think I clipped a bit of it... from the first Thirty Minutes
Its a Comic retrospective on all of Archie... you realize how long Archie Sonic ran. 1992-2016
290 issues! -and thats not counting specials and the Knuckles comic!' and even at full length He is still skeeming over stuff!
Though if you have an afternoon to kill I'd suggest giving it a watch.
Edited by FrozenWolf2 on May 19th 2024 at 10:32:08 AM
Praise be to the absolute Queen

You're kidding right?
"Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try."