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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24801: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:44:51 PM

I know that he deserves a slow, painful death. I also know... you know what? Forget time paradoxes, I'm nipping this in the bud.

Okay, you know Hojo is full of shit, right?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#24803: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:46:12 PM

-Decides to sit down.-

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24804: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:48:18 PM

-looks him dead in the eye-

Hojo lied to you about your mother. She is not Jenova.

-decides to sit down as well- I'm going to pretend this apple juice is scotch now. It'll make me feel better.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24805: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:49:28 PM

WHAT?! Then...WHO?! How do you know so much?!

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24807: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:53:19 PM

I know quite a bit about you. Don't question it, this room is weird like that. -gestures to the duckies- Let's just say... I'm like you, but I learned from my mistakes.

Your mother was a woman — a HUMAN one, I might add — who went by the name Lucrecia Crescent. She was also morally corrupt, I'm sorry to say, as many humans tend to be.

-chugs a cup of juice, then throws the empty cup angrily at the wall- It's not working.

-to newcomer- Hello. You wouldn't happen to have any scotch on you, would you?

edited 30th Dec '11 8:54:09 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#24808: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:54:29 PM

-Looks at newcomer.-

You new here too?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24809: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:55:35 PM

W-who....W-what? D-do you know who my father is,then? And who IS Jenova?


Let's mess with both of them!

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#24810: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:55:35 PM

Scotc)(? W)(at's t)(at?

Oh yes I'm new )(ere too, I just arrived. It turns out you )(ave so muc)( free time w)(en you're dead!

edited 30th Dec '11 8:56:11 PM by ohsointocats

DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24811: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:58:52 PM

Ryoji: Dead? Oh. You're Dead? I'm Death,by the way.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#24812: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:59:12 PM

D-dead?

Now we have ghosts around here?

Is it jist me or is this group starting to look like a circus freak show?

Deer
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24813: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:59:20 PM

It's magic juice that makes you happy and gives you a killer headache a few hours later. I need some badly.

-to Sephiroth- Your father... and I'm really sorry about this, truly... holy shit, I just apologised to Sephiroth ...was Hojo.

I'm sorry.

As for Jenova... well, that's how I'm like you. You can hear it sometimes, can't you? A tiny voice in the back of your head, whispering to you?

-to Ratchet- You'll get used to it. Sort of.

edited 30th Dec '11 9:00:12 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#24814: Dec 30th 2011 at 8:59:44 PM

You're Deat)(? O)(, that's neat! But I t)(ink you're a little late.

DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24815: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:01:18 PM

Y-You're lying! HOJO?!

And that voice?! What IS it?!

-Sinks to his knees-

How... This is impossible! Why should I believe you?!

- Stands up and points Masamune at Cloud-

Ryoji: Hey! I've been stuck here for a month!

edited 30th Dec '11 9:02:01 PM by DeathChariot

pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#24816: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:02:14 PM

-Pinches self.-

I'm taking a drug test when I get back...

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Cavusum blase . Since: May, 2011
blase .
#24817: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:02:32 PM

[ noncommittal handwave. ]

Sup fellas'?

ohsointocats from The Sand Wastes Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
#24818: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:04:22 PM

Well, I know I'M dead. I don't know about anybody else.

DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24819: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:05:46 PM

Ryoji: No one else is dead, I can guarantee that....

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24820: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:06:32 PM

-draws his own sword in a flash, locking the blades- I wish I was lying. Both your parents are human, however.

It's a...

She's a thing. The farthest thing from a mother as you can get. Her very presence profanes and wounds the Planet. And she's part of us both.

HOWEVER, you are still yourself. You can let what your genes say determine who you are, or you can recognise all the things you have left and ignore it. I myself prefer the latter. I'm due to be married in a bit. What are you going to do?

-To Newcomer- Hello.

-to Roy- Don't worry. You'll pass.

edited 30th Dec '11 9:07:31 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#24821: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:08:35 PM

I was doing fine until the dead girl showed up.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#24822: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:10:09 PM

Y-yes. I WILL try. Maybe...I was brought here for a reason. Maybe...

- Portal! Sephiroth disappears-

Tifa: I think you got through to him.

edited 30th Dec '11 9:11:07 PM by DeathChariot

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24823: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:10:30 PM

-chuckles- Here, have some scotch that's actually apple juice.

-to Tifa- I hope so.

Fuck, I wish I was plastered right now.

edited 30th Dec '11 9:12:12 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#24824: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:11:57 PM

-Drinks apple juice.-

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#24825: Dec 30th 2011 at 9:13:00 PM

Is it possible to use alchemy to ferment this stuff into booze?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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