I know quite a bit about you. Don't question it, this room is weird like that. -gestures to the duckies- Let's just say... I'm like you, but I learned from my mistakes.
Your mother was a woman — a HUMAN one, I might add — who went by the name Lucrecia Crescent. She was also morally corrupt, I'm sorry to say, as many humans tend to be.
-chugs a cup of juice, then throws the empty cup angrily at the wall- It's not working.
-to newcomer- Hello. You wouldn't happen to have any scotch on you, would you?
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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistIt's magic juice that makes you happy and gives you a killer headache a few hours later. I need some badly.
-to Sephiroth- Your father... and I'm really sorry about this, truly... holy shit, I just apologised to Sephiroth ...was Hojo.
I'm sorry.
As for Jenova... well, that's how I'm like you. You can hear it sometimes, can't you? A tiny voice in the back of your head, whispering to you?
-to Ratchet- You'll get used to it. Sort of.
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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-draws his own sword in a flash, locking the blades- I wish I was lying. Both your parents are human, however.
It's a...
She's a thing. The farthest thing from a mother as you can get. Her very presence profanes and wounds the Planet. And she's part of us both.
HOWEVER, you are still yourself. You can let what your genes say determine who you are, or you can recognise all the things you have left and ignore it. I myself prefer the latter. I'm due to be married in a bit. What are you going to do?
-To Newcomer- Hello.
-to Roy- Don't worry. You'll pass.
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MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

I know that he deserves a slow, painful death. I also know... you know what? Forget time paradoxes, I'm nipping this in the bud.
Okay, you know Hojo is full of shit, right?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist