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TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#23326: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:49:32 PM

Reimu: Uhhhh, I think so...

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23327: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:52:48 PM

No, the booze is magic or something. Zack is now plastered and happy.

Righ', so... when a man an' a woman love each other a whole bunch, blood flow increases to the penis, an' tha' makes it bigger and harder and erect and stuff. Yeah?

Oh, hi. {You gotta call me Ragna fer now, and we only jus' met each other. 'Kay?}

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23328: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:53:39 PM

-grabs a bottle of Insta-Drunk and downs it in one gulp-

Oh dear...

-stumbles around-

Great, now we've got a drunk circus elephant roaming the room tongue

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#23329: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:54:03 PM

Reimu: ...Yes... (all that talk of blood is more befitting Remilia...)

Paul: Of course some are naturally large. F**king lucky...

Paul is also drunk. The Prinny did drink, but due to being a soul in a penguin suit cannot get intoxicated by alcohol.

edited 26th Dec '11 3:55:19 PM by TARDISES

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23330: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:54:32 PM

-snorts amusedly and points at the elephant-

Okay, sooo.... There are nerve endingssssin the vagina and penis that're relllly senstititive. An' it feels good an' stuff when they're stimulated. An' so the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. Followin' me?

edited 26th Dec '11 3:56:40 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23331: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:56:04 PM

-trips and demolishes a wall-

-covers his eyes-

I'm getting an unhealthy habit of using this elephant character for wanton destruction tongue

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23332: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:57:45 PM

-chuckles and takes a swig-

edited 26th Dec '11 3:58:10 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#23333: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:58:34 PM

There are no men in Touhou. Reimu probably does not understand the concept of gender difference tongue.

-To D.-

What the hell do you think you're doing?

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23334: Dec 26th 2011 at 3:59:52 PM

-lies on the floor-

-runs to help the elephant-

It looks like you are trying to get up. Would you like help?

.*hic*

It's been a while since I last used Clippit's Catchphrase.

edited 26th Dec '11 4:00:59 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#23335: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:00:44 PM

laptop still on floor

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#23337: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:01:34 PM

There is one humanoid male to have appeared in Touhou. He doesn't appear in any of the games.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23338: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:02:53 PM

An' so when they get to almos' the end, they both climax, an' the man ejaculatessssperm, whichis a speshul kinda cell that only males make. An' those cells find a cell that only women make called an egg, an' tha' makes a baby, righ'? -takes a swig-

edited 26th Dec '11 4:04:08 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ShadowBender A Sadist RP-er from a world of my own. Since: Jun, 2011
A Sadist RP-er
#23339: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:09:02 PM

I think I'll take that liberty with Zack. He's half tipsy... Also, someone share a Monkey D. Luffy avatar with me!

C'mon! This is strong, but not strong enough. -holds a bottle-

-drinks half a bottle- Hey hunnay! -walks to Cloudia- Wanna hav ah goooood time?

Is that Cloud?

Oh yeah! Give Cloud somea dis stuff! Lemme bed 'im! Remove his high-strung-ness! Heheehehee

Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23340: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:10:50 PM

Just take an image and upload it, like I did with the elephant. Here, have this one.

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
eternalNoob Ded from yer mum Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Ded
#23341: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:12:13 PM

Broken bits of the laptop are on the floor

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23342: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:14:17 PM

-slaps a hand over the Courier's mouth- Name's Ragna right now! Shush!

Besides, I'mma go have sex with Joshua.

edited 26th Dec '11 4:20:28 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#23343: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:17:11 PM

Dionysus: Listen to your inner desire! Be free, unconstrained by your usual selves!

-To Cloudia and Courier.-

There is a solution to this dilemma of yours...

I feel dirty writing this... :(

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#23344: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:18:40 PM

Doomguy: Uhhh, why?

WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23345: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:19:32 PM

This is getting far too raunchy for my tastes... ELEPHANT TIME!

-runs past the three conversers-

ELEPHANT!

-a very drunk elephant approaches them, stumbling-

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23346: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:19:57 PM

I don't judge. It's fine.

I don' swing tha' way right now.... I dunno.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#23347: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:23:05 PM

Thank you Elephant!

-Offers the elephant wine.-

I dislike writing sexual things. But that's kind of unavoidable when you're R Ping a Greek god.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#23348: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:24:49 PM

Trust me mister, it's not like it's not taken enough already.

-dodges an elephant foot-

edited 26th Dec '11 4:25:48 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#23349: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:25:07 PM

Good thing none of the characters I'm using is particularly interested, then. If they even know... I wonder what Sonic's reaction would be, considering the only female hedgehog he knows is obsessed with him.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#23350: Dec 26th 2011 at 4:25:10 PM

To be honest, this is the first time I've written something this "explicit". At least he's not Bacchus.

-takes a swig-

So then, sumtimes a man an' a women — or two women or two men or whatever combination — do the thing with the baby making, only they just do it for fun. And they make sure thesssperm duzzen't reach the egg. That's whut I'm gunna do with Joshua. Any questions?

edited 26th Dec '11 4:27:51 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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