No, the booze is magic or something. Zack is now plastered and happy.
Righ', so... when a man an' a woman love each other a whole bunch, blood flow increases to the penis, an' tha' makes it bigger and harder and erect and stuff. Yeah?
Oh, hi. {You gotta call me Ragna fer now, and we only jus' met each other. 'Kay?}
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-grabs a bottle of Insta-Drunk and downs it in one gulp-
Oh dear...
-stumbles around-
Great, now we've got a drunk circus elephant roaming the room
-snorts amusedly and points at the elephant-
Okay, sooo.... There are nerve endingssssin the vagina and penis that're relllly senstititive. An' it feels good an' stuff when they're stimulated. An' so the man puts his penis in the woman's vagina. Followin' me?
edited 26th Dec '11 3:56:40 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-trips and demolishes a wall-
-covers his eyes-
I'm getting an unhealthy habit of using this elephant character for wanton destruction
-lies on the floor-
-runs to help the elephant-
It looks like you are trying to get up. Would you like help?
.*hic*
It's been a while since I last used Clippit's Catchphrase.
edited 26th Dec '11 4:00:59 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."An' so when they get to almos' the end, they both climax, an' the man ejaculatessssperm, whichis a speshul kinda cell that only males make. An' those cells find a cell that only women make called an egg, an' tha' makes a baby, righ'? -takes a swig-
edited 26th Dec '11 4:04:08 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI think I'll take that liberty with Zack. He's half tipsy... Also, someone share a Monkey D. Luffy avatar with me!
C'mon! This is strong, but not strong enough. -holds a bottle-
-drinks half a bottle- Hey hunnay! -walks to Cloudia- Wanna hav ah goooood time?
Is that Cloud?
Oh yeah! Give Cloud somea dis stuff! Lemme bed 'im! Remove his high-strung-ness! Heheehehee
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner. Just take an image and upload it, like I did with the elephant. Here, have this one
.
Dionysus: Listen to your inner desire! Be free, unconstrained by your usual selves!
-To Cloudia and Courier.-
There is a solution to this dilemma of yours...
I feel dirty writing this... :(
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.This is getting far too raunchy for my tastes... ELEPHANT TIME!
-runs past the three conversers-
ELEPHANT!
-a very drunk elephant approaches them, stumbling-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Thank you Elephant!
-Offers the elephant wine.-
I dislike writing sexual things. But that's kind of unavoidable when you're R Ping a Greek god.
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.Trust me mister, it's not like it's not taken enough already.
-dodges an elephant foot-
edited 26th Dec '11 4:25:48 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."To be honest, this is the first time I've written something this "explicit". At least he's not Bacchus.
-takes a swig-
So then, sumtimes a man an' a women — or two women or two men or whatever combination — do the thing with the baby making, only they just do it for fun. And they make sure thesssperm duzzen't reach the egg. That's whut I'm gunna do with Joshua. Any questions?
edited 26th Dec '11 4:27:51 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Reimu: Uhhhh, I think so...