Doomguy: I'll pass. I'm a military man. But, one thing first.... -shoots the wine set out for Gilgamesh with the pistol- He doesn't get any.
Matt: I've got my own drinks, so I don't need any. -drinks some beer-
Sonic: -doesn't even notice due to still running around the room-
Prinny: -drinks some but is unaffected by its very nature- Thanks, dood.
Paul: F**k yeah! -drinks it- This is some good stuff.
Doctor: I make a point of not having any.
Gilgamesh: WHAT IS THIS "DRINK" TO WHICH YOU REFER!?
Reimu: I'd rather not. Also, I still don't understand...
Paul: Wow, she's f**king naive to not understand what sex is!
All except the second part of Reimu's line and Paul's second line in this post are responses to the drinks. The rest of Reimu's line is because she really doesn't understand what sex is, as made obvious by Paul's response.
Well, it's a process that I'm too drunk ta essplain right now, but it involves those funny bits between your legs. Men an' women have different bits than each other, but sometimes, instead 'a usin' 'em to make babies, it's a recreational thing. But it's kinda intinate — imitant — intimate — there we go... so you only do it if yer comferble! And of age. 'Cause utherwise it's reaaalllly creepy. -takes a swig from the bottle-
edited 26th Dec '11 3:09:08 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThe link may be NSFW, so beware.
According to Wikipedia
, "Sexual intercourse, also known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which a male's pe..."
-covers Clippit's mouth with it's trunk-
edited 26th Dec '11 3:21:30 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Seems like I missed a lot. See the discussion thread for the reason. Also, playing Skyrim, so posts would be very spaced. So, what'd I miss and where can I drop my characters?
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner. Beware of literal elephants in the room, tough
-accidentally stomps on laptop-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Reimu: So, what was she trying to tell me?
Doomguy: About reproduction. Do you not get taught that at school or something?
Reimu: I had to learn about the essentials of doing my duties as the Hakurei shrine maiden...
Doomguy: Well, do you know anyone in education?
Reimu: Only a history teacher, though she's not that bad at danmaku...
Okay, so... you've got that gap between your legs, righ' tha's a vagina. It's concave. And any males'll have sumthin shaped dif'rent, like convex. Tha's a penis. You followin' me so far?
I smell a setup for a play-on-words. :)
edited 26th Dec '11 3:49:41 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOOC: Ok, lemme try. Uhh...
[[Sanji has left the room. has entered the room. Zorro has entered the room.]]
We're finally back, no thanks to Zoro here.
I got lost.
-Zoro, Zack and the Courier drink Insta Drunk-
Good stuff. One more and I'll be hammered... So, who is the chick?
Make that 5 more.
I wanna get frisskeh! Who wantsafukk?
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.

Sonic: What's the shouting about? -continues running-
Doomguy: That's just.... I don't even have words for it.
Matt: Oh my.... I don't even know what to say!
Prinny: W-What, dood?
Reimu: I don't understand...