Ask golden boy or one of his friends over there for some spirits.
-Volkov then flicked a piece of rubble at Dog-Gilgamesh to rouse him-
I don't think alcohol is a good idea...
-Joshua then sneaks a glance at Cloudette-
Is it wrong to think that Female Cloud is hot?
edited 24th Dec '11 4:32:17 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!T-The sooner the better Boris! The sooner the better!
-Volkov has a shit-eating grin plastered on his face as he watches Joshua and Cloudette try their best to look disinterested with each other-
I hear there's this Christmas tradition involving some plant from Earth and kissing...
-A mistletoe plant suddenly sprouts from the ceiling, causing Volkov's grin to widen-
edited 24th Dec '11 4:41:03 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Joshua notices Volkov's grin and goes even redder-
That's a mistletoe, And anyone under it must kiss a girl they like!
-Upon hearing this, Joshua spits an sputters then turns to Volkov, face red as a tomato-
M-Major! Whose side are you on?!
-Volkov once again assumes a shit-eating grin-
OOC: Party pooper...
edited 24th Dec '11 4:56:02 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Volkov uses his telekinesis to extract a bit of the parasitic plant from the Boa of holding then levitates it above the room, Prompting Joshua to bow his head in defeat-
F-Fine... I... I'll do it...
-Joshua nervously gets up and walks towards Cloudette, Shaking like a leaf and deep crimson from the embarrassment-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Josh puckers up and kisses Cloud on the lips... No tongue yet-
For shame!
-Volkov uses his telepathy to "encourage" Joshua to use his tongue-
Mmmph! Mmmmph!
-Despite the protests of his body and mind, namely by him attempting to pull away and stop using his tongue; Joshua was secretly enjoying it-
edited 24th Dec '11 5:10:09 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-It wasn't the plant, but the middle-aged man wearing the skin-tight suit, sitting on the couch and smirking like an asshole with the power-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Is equally nervous for several moments-
{You know what? Fuck it, my dignity's been out the window since I first showed up here, anyway.}
-begins to deepen it, waving Boris away with one hand-
edited 24th Dec '11 5:20:31 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Joshua stops struggling when Cloud deepened her kiss and was content to let her take the lead-
This feels... Awesome...
-Volkov stops controlling Joshua and proudly looks on as his subordinate gets into 2nd base-
I'm so proud...
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Joshua's legs were weakening from the rather... Intense sensation of his tongue being sucked on by Cloud-
Wh-What is this?! I'm losing strength from my legs... Does this make me a submissive person?! but... It feels so good...
-Acting on instinct Joshua grabbed Cloud's butt, prompting Volkov to Wolf Whistle-
Firm and well toned... Wait... Oh shit.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

C-cloud....
This room is just way too weird for me chu... Um, I'll find you some wine, chu.
Deer