-Shapur facepalms while Assassin draws a teeny tiny monkey-sized desert eagle from his trenchcoat and shoots Avenger with it-
A gang of Hideyoshis.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!- Avenger laughs it off-
Now! Second Question! What Game company created Starcraft and Waecraft?!
Arturia: - Buzz!- Blizzard!
Gil:...How did you know?
Arturia: Shirou was a gamer!
Excellent! Physical Challenge?
Arturia:....Chess.
Enkidu:...Crap. I hate mindgames.
Yes Avenger is trying to cause existential crisis on everyone.
-Joshua and Volkov don't even know what Blizzard, Starcraft or Warcraft meant except for the rather vague thing Hito told Volkov about him being fictional that involved the word Starcraft-
Chess? Fuck.
The shogi like game?
Chess?! My people helped make that game!
-Despite the silliness of it all, Shapur was fairly excited for a game of chess-
edited 22nd Dec '11 11:03:33 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Assassin then captures the king with his own-
How lucky of me.
edited 22nd Dec '11 11:05:32 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Rider excitedly jumped towards the chessboard and awaited Enkidu's turn for she picked white-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!As expected from an animal such as yourself.
-Lancer looks at how the pieces were arranged and suddenly becomes flustered-
I don't know how they move...
-Fortunately for him, Shapur hops onto his shoulder and whispers to him how each piece moves and eats-
My gratitude.
-He then made the first move using a pawn-
edited 22nd Dec '11 11:14:05 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!No.
-Lancer then springs his trap and captures Morgan's King-
OOC: Assuming they were well into the match.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Shapur and Issyl howl in laughter at the others' misfortune-
How fitting!
-Assassin glares at everyone and bares his teeth, he was this close to snapping and killing everyone-
edited 22nd Dec '11 11:23:59 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!It will be outright impossible to cause an existential crisis in everyone. They don't know that until they try, though.
Gilgamesh: YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY-
Reimu: Fantasy Sign "Fantasy Seal" -Gilgamesh is taken out by the orgs. again.-
at this rate Gilgamesh speaking up and being utterly pwned by Reimu might become yet another running gag
Doomguy: Thank you for constantly making him shut up. They're loud enough as it is.

-Volkov staggers over to Strife and slaps him-
Shut the fuck up! You're here right?! That's proof enough that you exist!
-The Ghost then moves closer to him, so close that his face was mere inches away from the boy's-
Hell, From what Hito said, Everything that ever happened in my world was scripted! Written by a fat guy who reeked of softdrink and cheese sitting in front of a computer! And did I get mad or mopey about it?! No! I just shrugged and moved on!
-Issyl refuses and points at the vase forcefully-
You do it.
-Shapur and Assassin rather half-assedly do theirs, while Lancer gawked at the others with a small smirk on his face-
edited 22nd Dec '11 10:45:32 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!