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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22026: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:43:35 PM

-Volkov staggers over to Strife and slaps him-

Shut the fuck up! You're here right?! That's proof enough that you exist!

-The Ghost then moves closer to him, so close that his face was mere inches away from the boy's-

Hell, From what Hito said, Everything that ever happened in my world was scripted! Written by a fat guy who reeked of softdrink and cheese sitting in front of a computer! And did I get mad or mopey about it?! No! I just shrugged and moved on!

-Issyl refuses and points at the vase forcefully-

You do it.

-Shapur and Assassin rather half-assedly do theirs, while Lancer gawked at the others with a small smirk on his face-

edited 22nd Dec '11 10:45:32 PM by Strigon

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DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22027: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:47:45 PM

-The Servants have finished-

Ah... I declare Saber the winner! Since she was the only one who actually WORKED!

As for the rest of you...PENALTY! - Everyone who lost suddenly turns into monkeys-

Now! Next question?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22028: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:48:29 PM

-half out-of-it from the vase- Okay....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22029: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:52:10 PM

-Shapur facepalms while Assassin draws a teeny tiny monkey-sized desert eagle from his trenchcoat and shoots Avenger with it-

A gang of Hideyoshis.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22030: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:53:45 PM

Man, yuguyzrreallyloud....

Also, ow....

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22031: Dec 22nd 2011 at 10:57:10 PM

- Avenger laughs it off-

Now! Second Question! What Game company created Starcraft and Waecraft?!

Arturia: - Buzz!- Blizzard!

Gil:...How did you know?

Arturia: Shirou was a gamer!

Excellent! Physical Challenge?

Arturia:....Chess.

Enkidu:...Crap. I hate mindgames.


Yes Avenger is trying to cause existential crisis on everyone.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22032: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:00:28 PM

-Joshua and Volkov don't even know what Blizzard, Starcraft or Warcraft meant except for the rather vague thing Hito told Volkov about him being fictional that involved the word Starcraft-

Chess? Fuck.

The shogi like game?

Chess?! My people helped make that game!

-Despite the silliness of it all, Shapur was fairly excited for a game of chess-

edited 22nd Dec '11 11:03:33 PM by Strigon

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DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22033: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:03:57 PM

First Match! Assassin Vs Archer.

-Gil-monkey steps out-

- He moves the king....to the other side of the board in one turn-

Gil: HAHAA! THE KING SHALL SMITE ALL IN HIS PATH!

Avenger:......

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22034: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:04:05 PM

No more vases, please. I said I wanted to be deaf, not brain-dead.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22035: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:05:03 PM

-Assassin then captures the king with his own-

How lucky of me.

edited 22nd Dec '11 11:05:32 PM by Strigon

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DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22036: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:05:30 PM

Ryoji: I don't think they would hit you with chessboards, Cloud...

Avenger:....Assassin. Kings can't capture other Kings. You both suck.

Alright. Next Match. Rider Vs Berserker.

Enkidu:...Oh,boy.

edited 22nd Dec '11 11:06:55 PM by DeathChariot

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22037: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:08:29 PM

-Rider excitedly jumped towards the chessboard and awaited Enkidu's turn for she picked white-

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22038: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:09:34 PM

Oh, it's this game. Wake me when it's over.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22039: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:10:31 PM

Enkidu: - thinks for a few minutes. Screams in frustration-

Screw this!

Avenger: Rider wins by default.

Caster Vs Lancer. Go.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22040: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:13:18 PM

As expected from an animal such as yourself.

-Lancer looks at how the pieces were arranged and suddenly becomes flustered-

I don't know how they move...

-Fortunately for him, Shapur hops onto his shoulder and whispers to him how each piece moves and eats-

My gratitude.

-He then made the first move using a pawn-

edited 22nd Dec '11 11:14:05 PM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22041: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:13:58 PM

-begins snoring quite loudly for a five year-old-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22042: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:14:30 PM

Morgan: You,Knight. Concede and I shall give you all that you want.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22043: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:15:27 PM

-SNOOOOOOORE-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22044: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:15:28 PM

No.

-Lancer then springs his trap and captures Morgan's King-

OOC: Assuming they were well into the match.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22045: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:16:39 PM

-Rolls off the edge of the couch and continues snoring-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22046: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:17:58 PM

Ryoji: Cloud? Aren't you a contestant? You're Shapur's Master,right?

PENALTY!!!

- The winners revert to human form,while Archer,Assassin,Caster and Berserker turn from monkeys into mongrels.-

Gil: I hate you.

Arturia: Very Ironic.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#22047: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:19:57 PM

-Shapur and Issyl howl in laughter at the others' misfortune-

How fitting!

-Assassin glares at everyone and bares his teeth, he was this close to snapping and killing everyone-

edited 22nd Dec '11 11:23:59 PM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#22048: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:21:45 PM

Huh? We done?

I am? I thought it was just some weird right of passage thing.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#22049: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:21:51 PM

Gil: MONGRELS!

Avenger: No,you!


Gotta go.

TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#22050: Dec 22nd 2011 at 11:22:06 PM

It will be outright impossible to cause an existential crisis in everyone. They don't know that until they try, though.

Gilgamesh: YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND MY-

Reimu: Fantasy Sign "Fantasy Seal" -Gilgamesh is taken out by the orgs. again.-

at this rate Gilgamesh speaking up and being utterly pwned by Reimu might become yet another running gag

Doomguy: Thank you for constantly making him shut up. They're loud enough as it is.


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