Teddie: Alright, Kuma! I'll introduce you to Sensei and everyone! Just...watch out for renegade Shadows...
Arturia: I said shut up!...I'll take earplugs.
-Meanwhile-
Ea: Very well!
- A large hand made of smoke appears-
Let's go!
I'll use my RNG to determine who wins?
edited 21st Dec '11 5:08:20 PM by DeathChariot
NoLegs: -flies over to the woman and hands her some earplugs- I don't think he's going to shut up, so...
Gilgamesh: -attempts to Jump out of the barriers, and fails- YOUR WEAPONS WILL BE FORFEIT TO ME ONCE THIS MAGIC COLLAPSES!
Doomguy: I am SERIOUSLY tempted to violate rule 1 to shut him up permanently.
- Ea throws down rock.-
Interesting. I lost.
For this next round I shall try to use "Reverse Psychology"
Ryoji: You're kidding.
- Meanwhile-
Teddie: It's not that simple. Shadows in my world represent the part of humans they keep repressed, like Negative Emotions. Naturally, that's hard for them to accept.
edited 21st Dec '11 5:16:24 PM by DeathChariot
Ha! A clever ruse! He calls aloud that he shall use rock, trying to fool me into using paper for a counterattack, well I won't be fooled so easily!
-raises fist-
.....But wait! What if he KNOWS that I know this, and he really WILL use rock!? Nice try, sir! Paper it is!
....But what if he knows that I KNOW he knows that I know!? I can't take this PRESSURE! AAAGH!
-throws down rock-
- Ea throws down paper-
Haha. Foolish Mortal, you cannot defeat a god's wisdom.
Last round. I SHALL USE PAPER!
Ryoji:...Seriously?
Gil: Shut up,this is entertaining.
- Meanwhile-
Teddie: Right! And there ARE people who accept their Shadows! Like Sensei and the others! When that happens the Shadow becomes a Persona! A Guardian of Humans! And you'll get really,really strong too!
edited 21st Dec '11 5:25:17 PM by DeathChariot
- Ea laughs-
Most entertaining. Very well. I am most amused, King of Atlantis. I shall grant your request.
- Everyone turns male again-
And as a bonus for entertaining me...
- he gives Aquaman a glowing Red Trident-
There. It is infused with my power. Use it well.
..Now leave before Ishtar loses her temper.
Ishtar; Hmmph!
Gil: No need to tell me twice! Let's get the hell outta here!
OUTRAGEOUS!!!
-holds the trident up above his head. A little ditty plays-
Make haste, friends! We return home!
-after they all pile in the De Lorean, Aquaman turns to look at the others in the back-
Now, before we take off, I believe I should give you both a word of caution...

-reulctantly crawls out of Zack's arms after a bit-
-watches both Gilgameshes-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist