-Assassin threw a grenade at Goldilocks that he fished out of his bandana and as he was about to take cover, Shapur trips him with his lance-
Hold it Assassin, The war has not begun proper yet.
-In a flash, the grenade is intercepted by lancer and is batted away by his polearm where it detonated harmlessly outside-
Grrrr...
-Scowling underneath his bandana, the bandit reluctantly put his guns away and sat next to Joshua, who promptly tried to squirm away from the servant, who was exceedingly unnerving-
Hey, I won't bite.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Already got one.
-Joshua's face sunk, there was only one person that would have become a master for this guy if one was to think about where he entered from-
...Was it a bedridden man?
Yeah, Guy had a lot of guts for tryin' to resist even though he was in no condition to. But I quickly calmed the fellow down and he accepted becoming my master without worries.
-Joshua then sighed loudly and looked at the floor-
Please... If you want to win this war thing badly, don't drag the masters into this mess...
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Joshua eventually got up and restrained Cloudette from harming herself any further-
Stop, you're not gonna turn back if you give yourself a concussion.
Like parent and child.
-Shapur merely nods-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Noticing that Cloudette had gone limp, Joshua became rather worried and tried to lightly slap her awake-
Cloud?! Cloud!
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

...
-screams-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist