-ears perk up-
Violin, you say? That's something I've never tried before....perhaps I should get lessons!
-flipflipflipflip-
Aha! Here's a good one!
-clears throat-
So there we were, The Atom and I. The Joker had kidnapped Batman and used his Bat-DNA to create a Bat-Army of Bat-Clones that had overrun Bat-Gotha-I mean, Gotham. We were completely surrounded! But luckily, the Atom hatched a brilliant scheme..
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Gil: A Bat-man? Interesting! I myself has fought an army of Scorpion-men!
Ryoji: Hoo-boy, This is going to be a long day....
- A gust of wind from behind Arturia propels her at supersonic speed towards Cloud. She raises Excalibur and aims for Cloud's torso...-
Ryoji: Her skirt! Her skirt!
- Luckily for him, Gilgamesh is busy..-
edited 15th Dec '11 6:49:26 PM by DeathChariot
Uhp uhp uhp! The story isn't finished, yet!
So, the Atom thought that if he could shrink down to atomic level and take some of the Bat-Clones' DNA, he could find out how to down them all in one fell swoop so we could reach the real Batman in time! And so he shrunk, leaving me to stand alone against the Bat-Army while he entered one of the clones' ear canal! I tell you, the fight was brutal. So many Batmen, each as strong and cunning as the orignal, I thought for sure I was done for...
edited 15th Dec '11 6:52:35 PM by MacDuffy
Ah, but this was no simple army of men! These were Batmen! They fought cunningly, exploiting blind spots and overwhelming me with numbers. But I fought on, giving the Atom the time he desperatly needed!
Of course, eventually I ran out of steam. The Bat-Clones were still coming by the thousands! I decided to use my mastery over sealife to summon forth one of my.... special reserves...
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edited 15th Dec '11 6:58:33 PM by MacDuffy
Gil: Glorious! I shall recommend you to the Throne of Heroes! Mastery over sea life you say? HA! I am Three fourths Divine and only one fourth mortal!
Ryoji: Big Deal! I'm Death!
- Arturia jumps over Cloud's legs and kicks him in the face...which gives the perfect angle for him to see under her dress...-
edited 15th Dec '11 7:01:53 PM by DeathChariot
Nothing wrong with being mortal. Wouldn't living forever get a little lonely?
-His nose starts bleeding, which is odd, considering her foot hit his cheek, and he quickly stands up and blocks with the tip of his sword pointed downwards. He slashes at her sideways-
edited 15th Dec '11 7:05:30 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistAh, but here's where it gets GOOD!
So I stood atop my mighty beast, prepared for my last stand, when suddenly one of the Bat-Clones melted away...followed by another, and another! Soon they were all nothing more than one giant puddle of goo. The Atom had done it! A messy victory, but a victory none the less!
He had also learned of the Joker's hideaway, so we burst through those doors, bowled our way through his clone guards, and set the true Batman free! And then we gave that laughing madman what I now call the Trifista of Justice! Good triumphed over Evil once more!
Of course, the cleanup the following morning was....less than heroic. Have you ever tried getting clone goo off the heels of your boots? Eugh....
edited 15th Dec '11 7:07:30 PM by MacDuffy
- Arturia blocks with Excalibur, and jumps a few feet backward-
Have I drawn first blood?
- Ryoji's nose is also bleeding-
...You could say that.
- Luckily Gil is still busy..-
Gil: Indeed cleanup is messy. I usually let my subjects clean for me. Although my sidekick always seemed to want to "clean" the wine cellar...
edited 15th Dec '11 7:08:48 PM by DeathChariot
.... I wish I could live forever with Alice....
Although I've been cheering up Alice whenever she's sad... I protect her... I try to change myself for her so she could get used to my odd appearance... a-and we had a special moment at the ball... I think she'll be mine one day.
Clone goo? Ew, that sounds nasty.
Isn't that kid that made that cake here earlier a clone? Cloud, is that right?
Is my OTP ship showing too much? Oh well, who cares. XP
edited 15th Dec '11 7:09:42 PM by Tatsumar
Deeredited 15th Dec '11 7:25:31 PM by ShadowBender
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.-takes another defensive stance- Have you ever considered wearing pants or something? Just saying....
-to Boris- Yes, but he's still his own person. Don't forget that.
Wrong thread, Shad.
edited 15th Dec '11 7:12:34 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist- Arturia chuckles-
I should have known. Young men are all the same.
- There is a flash of light and Arturia is in a black suit
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Ryoji: Actually, she looks hotter like this.
- Arturia holds up Excalibur-
edited 15th Dec '11 7:17:36 PM by DeathChariot

.... This guy is just as bad as Gowland! At least he doesn't play the violin... my damn ears have taken enough of a beating....
B-but Boris... I wanna listen to Aquaman's stories....
Deer