OOC: I leave this to you people.
No, Nuh-uh. No fucking way. Not after what happened last time.
-Issyl punches Joshua on the arm-
Stiff.
-The boy walks over to where Gil and the others are, glaring at Goldilocks all through the way-
edited 13th Dec '11 7:23:46 PM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!- to Boris-
As for me...well I am the earliest hero of my world! I have made my Kingdom of Uruk mighty! My Treasury is the greatest in the world! I have slain the giant Humbaba and the Bull of Heaven! I have crossed into the ends of the earth to gain immortality! My people worship me! Except, they hate my hobby of stealing wives during the wedding night, but that is trivial.
- To Hito-
Next is Rider.
Riders have legendary mounts they use to battle.
They are not knights, therefore they do not have magic resistance.
The one man I respected is a Rider.
- To Issyl-
Here. Drink. It is the finest wine in this world.
edited 13th Dec '11 7:29:12 PM by DeathChariot
-The Scholar does so-
For all your undeserved arrogance, You have good taste.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Thanks, Strigon. Now I'll stay awake a bit longer.
All I'm sayin' is, you don't know what it truly means to be a king.
King my ass! -shakes ass at King- Too bad only Cloud gets this.
Heh. Cloudy here's a lucky man. -pinches Minato-
Sanity? Why would I need a useless thing like that? Now posting as Motor-Runner.

-Joshua and Issyl meanwhile are busy teaching each other about the things they don't know about-
Intriguing, Technology has advanced so much that people can now take to the sky and beyond.
Yeah, And it's quite exceptional that you and your race stumbled upon the secrets of immortality and time control.
Took me thousands of years, but I am proud of what I have accomplished! Time control that is.
Explains why you have the body of a child.
Well... I... Didn't plan on becoming a Child...
...An Accident.
Indeed.
-A beat before Joshua excitedly asks another question-
Can you teach me how to accelerate time?
Impossible! How can a peasant like you ever hope to use the power of time without even having any ma-
-Issyl is interrupted when Joshua created a fireball that floated on his hand by snapping his fingers-
Brace yourself... This will be a long, arduous lesson...
Shameless Self-promotion ho!