(Nods sympathetically as Lilith speaks, seeming rather shocked at the mention of sex slavery and brain rape.)
...Gwacious, miss. That's... Howwible. I... I wish I knew what to tewl you... Awe things getting any worse for you wight now?
(Feels saddened and rather helpless, as this is clearly not his domain.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019He'd probably assume it's some kind of stealthy Bot. He fights alongside a talking Shakespearean gorilla actor, and a clone of Leonardo Da Vinci
-nods back at the statue- Well, I'm hungry for some bacon. -checks his rifle- Hold on a moment. -goes outside and fires a few shots, comes back in eating some freshly cooked bacon- Back.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(Shakes his head sadly.)
Oh goodness gwacious, miss. I know it's wough for you wight now, but you weally ought not binge to cope... It will make you feewl bettah for a while, but it's only huwting you more in the wong term... Do you have anyone to turn to who can hewlp you?
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-sits down to read his PDA, eats more bacon-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."(Nope. His kids, strong as they are, probably can't. Sad.)
I don't know what elwse to tewll you, miss... Do you... Do you smoke?
(Takes his pipe out of his lab coat pocket and offers it to her.)
I know it's not heawlthy, but...
(Gives F!Dante a sad, grateful nod, feeling Lilith needs all the moral support she can get at this point.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Yep, that's me.
Jeeze Lillth you look like crap.
edited 28th Sep '12 9:31:57 AM by StrawberrytheSecond
This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.