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FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#158927: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:50:48 AM

Terrible.(puts the empty glass after fifteenth shot) Cloud, do we have something stronger in here? Absinthe would be nice.(her vision is a bit blurry, but she still speaks pretty coherently)

(sleeping)

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#158928: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:52:32 AM

I think there's some vodka...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158929: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:52:59 AM

(The dog walks up to Cloud and sniffs him, then licks his hand, wagging his tail. He also conveniently translates to and from Italian for Dante, serving as an interpreter.)

Ah, I am Thomas W-, Light, but you can call me Tom. This is my son's dog W-, Rush. Vewwy nice to meet you, mister...?

(Looks quizzically at Lilith.) Aw, sowwy to hear that. What's twoubwing you, miss?

edited 28th Sep '12 8:53:41 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#158930: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:54:49 AM

Get me some, will you?

(to Tom) Everything. My life's nothing but a series of cruel jokes...

(sleeping, being cute)

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158931: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:57:20 AM

My goodness gwacious...

(Sighs) Can't say I'm unfamiwiar with the feewling. Perhaps expwaining would hewlp? Sometimes it's good to vent your fwustwations...

edited 28th Sep '12 8:57:27 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#158932: Sep 28th 2012 at 8:57:33 AM

Dante Alighieri, Florentine exile, poet, and wanderer. You are a doctor, yes? What is your field of expertise?

edited 28th Sep '12 8:58:45 AM by ArgentumUranium

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#158933: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:00:33 AM

-Pets the dog a couple times-

-Gets up to pour Lilith some vodka-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#158934: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:00:59 AM

Eh. No point troubling you with that.(gets the glass and downs it in one shot) Eh. I expected something better...

(wakes up) Oh... U-um, good morning...

edited 28th Sep '12 9:01:54 AM by FergardStratoavis

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158935: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:01:15 AM

(Perks up.) Ah, the Dante? Vewy nice to meet you, sir. I've heard much about your expwoits. And how obsewvant of you to guess that I'm a doctah. My field of expewtise is wobotics. I can expwain the term if you're unfamiwiar...

(Translates, helpfully removing rhotacism.)

Awe you sure, miss? I don't mind at awl, weally.

Good mowning, miss. (Smile-waves.)

edited 28th Sep '12 9:02:31 AM by MobileLeprechaun

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ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#158936: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:08:31 AM

I think I've heard of something like that... I'm not sure though, much has changed over the centuries.

Google "bronze head" and see where that ends up. Pope Sylvester II allegedly had one.

FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#158937: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:12:12 AM

(summons herself a bottle of absinthe anyway) A long story.(pours herself a glass) Do you really want to hear me out?

(observes, nervous)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#158938: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:14:43 AM

Zzz...

-watches, fidgeting a little-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158939: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:14:55 AM

Damn, nifty. Ancient robotics FTW. :D

Ah, I see. Well, as you can see, Wush is one of my cweations. My chiwdwen at home awe awlso wobots, so I'm a twuly single fathah. (Smiles.)

(Translates and woofs happily. Goes up to Daisy and sniffs her curiously.)

(To Lilith.) Of couwse, miss. I don't mind a bit. Evewyone needs to tawk about their pwobwems from time to time. Tewl me awl about it. (Seats himself.)

edited 28th Sep '12 9:17:39 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#158940: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:15:19 AM

-Watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#158941: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:22:00 AM

-drops in through a skylight-

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#158942: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:22:26 AM

Interesting... you seem very passionate about your work, doctor.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#158943: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:24:08 AM

Hi, other Dante.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#158944: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:24:33 AM

Other Dante?

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#158945: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:25:45 AM

-rolls a bit from snifffing-

Shytire stop sniffing me... =w=

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158946: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:28:12 AM

(Nods.) That I am. It weally is my w-life's passion, especially since it's how I got my chiwdwen.

(Translates and backs away from Daisy, not wanting to disturb her sleep. Greets F!Dante by licking her hand and wagging his tail.)

Woof!

(Sees F!Dante.) Oh, your name is awlso Dante? Nice to meet you, miss. I'm Thomas W-Light, but you can cawl me Tom.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#158947: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:28:33 AM

What? There's another Dante here? Where?

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#158948: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:29:20 AM

I assume it would be that young wady ovah there. (Gestures in F!Dante's direction.)

(Translates.)

edited 28th Sep '12 9:29:42 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#158949: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:29:52 AM

-the Sniper walks downstairs- ... What's up people?

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
FergardStratoavis A Fluff Ringer from Bellveins (Troper Knight) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
A Fluff Ringer
#158950: Sep 28th 2012 at 9:30:19 AM

Let's see. At first everything seemed fine and dandy...(downs a shot of absinthe, cringes) Then, after Jesus died, Lucifer dragged me down to Purgatory. I then proceeded to be his sex slave for nothing short of 1900 years. When he finally kicked it, Alastor took his place, that bald bastard...(downs another shot) Shit... iz a strong stuff...(starts to have trouble speaking) He locked me in a body of some teenager... You get it?(downs another shot) Shome fuckin'... teenager. And then that f-fucker died... And I wash free to goo... Again.(considers downing another glass, decides against it) And then, that bashtard... Midnight... Brainraped me into shome watschdog... And I wash like that for fuckin'... Many yearsh...(swings the glass wildly, miraculously not dropping it) T-then we were locked... Again and sh... shomething came up and I went back to myshelf...(downs another shot regardless) Then, that shtupid war came out... And then everything wash fine and dandish... Again... And now that fu-cker Gunschsche...(downs another before putting the glass and the bottle away) Shtupid Sh Sh-man...


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