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YinHachiko Since: Sep, 2012
#157976: Sep 27th 2012 at 1:44:13 AM

"Then why did you even asked me to get you one, do I LOOK like a maid for you?" I shouted at her, totally annoyed. Sitting on the couch, I decided to pet Lieutenant's kitty instead of focusing on this Witch.

DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#157977: Sep 27th 2012 at 1:48:32 AM

Everyone looks like a servant to me. I'm the queen!

YinHachiko Since: Sep, 2012
#157978: Sep 27th 2012 at 1:55:34 AM

"Yeah, yeah, stuck up queen." I mumbled while petting the kitty.

Will go after our maid finished eating.

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157980: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:04:45 AM

Everyone would then hear the sound of a cloak dramatically flickering in the air and the sight of Carmine suddenly being right behind Gil-ko.

"Who are you fair lady?"

edited 27th Sep '12 2:07:14 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157981: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:04:48 AM

(trots into room)

(stares at everyone silently)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#157982: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:05:43 AM

-Returns from the kitchen and hands Daisy her glass of water-

There's no royalty in the Crossroads.

-Places my own glass of water on the table-

Just those who are willing to flow and those who can't deal with the infinite quirks of the multiverse...

Which leads to the question, which are you?

edited 27th Sep '12 2:06:08 AM by Pentigan

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157985: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:10:01 AM

(breaks his own silence)

Jolly good day to you all! Am I in the middle of something?

edited 27th Sep '12 2:10:09 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157986: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:11:35 AM

Carmine does a very flashy spin to face the new guy.

"Nothing at all. Nice suit by the way."

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157987: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:12:33 AM

Thank you my good man! This is my favorite suit after all!

Say, what is your name chap?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157988: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:14:54 AM

"Call me Mr. Carmine."

The Masked man then strikes a pose that brings focus to the rather creepy mask he's wearing.

"Don't ask about the mask, it's a long and sad story."

edited 27th Sep '12 2:15:18 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157989: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:16:32 AM

(laughs and claps) Carmine! Lovely name! And lovely mask too I say.

I am Damon Gant. Call me Gant.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157990: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:17:50 AM

Carmine stops posing to do a gentlemanly bow.

"A pleasure Mr. Gant."

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157991: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:18:53 AM

The pleasure is all mine. (claps and laughs jovially)

Speaking of which, where am I?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157993: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:19:40 AM

Carmine points at the sign.

"Don't think about the details too hard."

Carmine spins to face Fem-Gil and then tilts his head in confusion.

"...Why are you a girl? And a very pretty one at that."

edited 27th Sep '12 2:20:24 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#157994: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:22:48 AM

I've always been a woman. What have you heard?

Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#157995: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:23:58 AM

-Stifles a chuckle-

Oh my, we've ended up with an alternate version.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157996: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:25:20 AM

(claps and laughs jovially) Ahahaha! A crossroads? A gender flipped Gilgamesh from the legend? Ah, what a curious place this is! I feel welcomed here already.

So chaps, been swimming lately?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#157997: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:25:59 AM

"My Mythology books told me that Gilgamesh of Uruk was a hairy, barrel-chested, Neanderthal-looking mofo that fucked all the married women of his city and did some really badass yet dickish things."

A beat so that Carmine can stare at Gil's ample chest.

"...The books were evidently wrong or more likely, you're from another dimension."

edited 27th Sep '12 2:26:24 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#157998: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:32:21 AM

....Where the hell did they get THAT!

- Annoyed -

Damn mythology writers!

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#157999: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:33:34 AM

(fiddles with his hair) Yes, indeed, that is what the legends in my world say as well.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#158000: Sep 27th 2012 at 2:34:40 AM

WHAT?!

How dare they!

I shall put to death all scribes!!


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