-grins- You mean you've not heard of me yet? Why dear sir, I am one of the tria prima, as well as one of the seven planetary metals, not to mention the elixir of life, also known as quicksilver, which might also be given the name—
-shuts Hg's mouth- Sorry about that. He's Mercury, I'm Neon. He's quite... mad, I'm afraid.
It is rather nice to meet a man in the armed forces I suppose, and might I say... -snap- WHAT DID YOU JUST ASK ME, ORNITHINE BEING?
Merc, please, calm the planck—
-wide-eyed glare- Don't you even think about transmutating me! I know all about you and your particle accelerators, always for centuries people have been trying to get that planckdamned bastard Gold out of me! -leers at her, quicksilver dripping from his teeth-
-eyes flash neon-red- Mercury, in the name of the Noble Gases, I order you to calm the planck DOWN. -to the others- What do you expect from an element who's been responsible for some of the most insane poisonings in the history of humanity? That aspect of him only started coming out when mankind began fiddling with his element. It didn't go well.
Yeah I guess. I just realized that these are supposed to be anthropomorphic representations of the elements. Derp. I just thought he wouldn't find it strange.
I assure you Mr Mercury, I'm the only alchemist here and I have no intention of doing that. Also, thank you Neon.
So...you two are, basically living personifications of the elements?
edited 25th Sep '12 6:20:23 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani-twitches- Honestly, I killed a few people throughout history, so what? So did Arsenic, Thallium, Cadmium, and especially Lead! Those people I offed, they just weren't strong enough to obtain immortality from me. -to Roy- So how's that "turn base metals into gold" thing going for you?
-WTF face- Mercury, now would be a good time to shut the planck up....
-eyeroll- Neon, I'm on a roll here— a nice delicious croissant to be precise.

Wife? Oh no no no, I'm not ready for that commitment yet you see.
No, just a nice girl who works down at a local restaurant. We have dates, I call her every now and then to let her know how things are going.
Elizabeth's a very hard working and trustworthy girl too. And her fellow staff as well. They're nice people.
Thanks for the tea by the way.
edited 25th Sep '12 5:39:39 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani