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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156551: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:39:03 AM

Wife? Oh no no no, I'm not ready for that commitment yet you see.

No, just a nice girl who works down at a local restaurant. We have dates, I call her every now and then to let her know how things are going.

Elizabeth's a very hard working and trustworthy girl too. And her fellow staff as well. They're nice people.

Thanks for the tea by the way.

edited 25th Sep '12 5:39:39 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#156552: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:41:48 AM

No problem.

-Sips his own and watches him-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156553: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:46:18 AM

(takes a sip)

Soo...how's your wife doing?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#156554: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:54:02 AM

She's doing great. Almost out of the first trimester, and they're both still alive.

...Make sure... Elizabeth... knows this neutral ground.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156555: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:54:27 AM

(Gilda walks in, a hand over her right eye)

Hey...

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#156556: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:55:23 AM

-had fallen asleep-

-wakes up-

Hello everyone. -noms.on a muffins-

It was very nice of Harinko to make these...

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156557: Sep 25th 2012 at 5:56:41 AM

Right. I will. She IS a nice girl, but get her angry, woah, you won't live to tell the tale. (laughs)

(nods Hi to Gilda and Arcturus)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#156558: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:00:42 AM

-materializes from the Hg spill- Good morning everyone! I hope something out of this world happened while I was out... now, where are my thermometers?

-materializes-...Hi guys. We miss anything?

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#156559: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:01:27 AM

Hm. I can't see a reason why I'd want to pick a fight with her to begin with.

-Nods hello to Arcturus, Mercury, and Gilda-

edited 25th Sep '12 6:03:02 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#156560: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:01:44 AM

Hello.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156561: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:02:13 AM

I wouldn't be the one to answer your- Ow! ... damn question.

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156562: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:02:51 AM

(to Argentum's characters) As far as I know, not too sure. Who are you two by the way?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#156563: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:08:21 AM

-grins- You mean you've not heard of me yet? Why dear sir, I am one of the tria prima, as well as one of the seven planetary metals, not to mention the elixir of life, also known as quicksilver, which might also be given the name—

-shuts Hg's mouth- Sorry about that. He's Mercury, I'm Neon. He's quite... mad, I'm afraid.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156564: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:09:53 AM

(nods) Very well then. Colonel Roy Mustang. Pleasure to meet you.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156565: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:10:47 AM

Why the heck are you mad, Mercury? Wish you were some other lame element?

edited 25th Sep '12 6:12:39 AM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#156566: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:13:08 AM

Er...as an alchemist wouldn't Mustang be familiar with the elements? Sorry...

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#156567: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:18:19 AM

It is rather nice to meet a man in the armed forces I suppose, and might I say... -snap- WHAT DID YOU JUST ASK ME, ORNITHINE BEING?

Merc, please, calm the planck—

-wide-eyed glare- Don't you even think about transmutating me! I know all about you and your particle accelerators, always for centuries people have been trying to get that planckdamned bastard Gold out of me! -leers at her, quicksilver dripping from his teeth-

-eyes flash neon-red- Mercury, in the name of the Noble Gases, I order you to calm the planck DOWN. -to the others- What do you expect from an element who's been responsible for some of the most insane poisonings in the history of humanity? That aspect of him only started coming out when mankind began fiddling with his element. It didn't go well.

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156568: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:18:25 AM

Yeah I guess. I just realized that these are supposed to be anthropomorphic representations of the elements. Derp. I just thought he wouldn't find it strange.

I assure you Mr Mercury, I'm the only alchemist here and I have no intention of doing that. Also, thank you Neon.

So...you two are, basically living personifications of the elements?

edited 25th Sep '12 6:20:23 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156569: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:20:54 AM

Hey douche, I'd totally fight your ass, but I flew into a damn tree earlier and hit myself right in the eye. So...

edited 25th Sep '12 6:21:41 AM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#156570: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:23:23 AM

-nods, still glaring at Hg- Our personalities tend to reflect our chemical nature, as well as our relevance to society. Hence Merc being a bit... off the deep end.

Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156571: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:24:13 AM

Derp. Oops.

It doesn't take a damn genius to figure that out, dude.

edited 25th Sep '12 6:33:26 AM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#156572: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:28:50 AM

Hmmm, yes, I can see that....

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
ArgentumUranium Since: Jul, 2012
#156573: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:33:22 AM

-twitches- Honestly, I killed a few people throughout history, so what? So did Arsenic, Thallium, Cadmium, and especially Lead! Those people I offed, they just weren't strong enough to obtain immortality from me. -to Roy- So how's that "turn base metals into gold" thing going for you?

-WTF face- Mercury, now would be a good time to shut the planck up....

-eyeroll- Neon, I'm on a roll here— a nice delicious croissant to be precise.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#156574: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:33:36 AM

-Watches-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#156575: Sep 25th 2012 at 6:36:26 AM

Whatever, I'm gettin' some grub.

(Walks outside)

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?

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