Oh, that. pfft heheheheheh.
ALRIGHT, YOU STAY RIGHT THERE AND I AM GOING TO DIG THROUGH MY COMPUTER TO FIND THAT STUPID HUMAN POWERPOINT SLIDESHOW ON THE SUBJECT.
-deploys his crab computer (basically a computer with a crab looking table) and starts doing stuff on it-
DOES ANYONE HAVE A PROJECTOR?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanUpstairs, downstairs, dun't matter which way it goes so long as it goes forward! I'm a terrible person.
NO REALLY, I'M NOT ABOUT TO JUST LECTURE TO ONE PERSON, IT COULD DO EVERYONE IN THE ROOM TO HAVE A FUCKING CULTURAL LESSON IN THE FORM OF ALIEN BIOLOGY.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanLIKE I SAID, GIVE ME A FUCKING PROJECTOR AND I CAN START. NEVER MIND I FOUND ONE WITHOUT ANYONE'S HELP.
-Finds a convenient projector and hooks it up to his computer, begins an introductory lecture to troll biology listing off several troll body parts and their human equivalence. This takes about 10 minutes. Then he goes into the internal parts of the troll body. That takes about 15 minutes.-
-Then he gets to the part about troll reproduction and just gives POURING DETAIL AFTER POURING DETAIL about troll romance, depositing genetic fluid into a pail to be offered up to a bug-animal-thing that mixes them all into an incestuous slurry and lays hundreds and thousands of eggs. This takes about a half an hour without going into too much detail-
AND THAT'S JUST AN INTRODUCTION TO TROLL BIOLOGY, ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR CONCERNS?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanIndeed.
So the bucket itself is merely a transportation method for the genetic material? Doesn't sound like it deserves the stigma that troll culture currently gives it. Merely a transportation method.
-Oh yes, Pent is very much unfazed. So very unfazed. Confused about everything other than the bucket, but unfazed-
edited 24th Sep '12 8:44:10 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.YOU CLEARLY WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO THE PART WHERE [INSERT PART ABOUT WHERE BUCKETS ARE TABOO OUTSIDE OF REPRODUCTION BECAUSE I FORGOT].
YES HUMAN LOOKING FEMALE ROBOT, AMAZED? STUNNED? TROLL BIOLOGY FASCINATING AT ALL? I COULD EVEN GO ON IN GREATER DEAL ABOUT THE QUADRANTS IF I WANTED TO. I CONSIDER MYSELF AN EXPERT IN ROMANCE, ACTUALLY.
edited 24th Sep '12 8:47:56 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

N-No just no! Daisy you're forbidden.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem