Keith was aked to come up on stage to do that old, "Person sawed in half" trick, n' this gah' doin' the magic didn't look very relahble, but Keith came up anyway. Ya' see, Keith gets in the box N' shit, N' the gah begins sawen, but Keith starts screamin' for him tah' stop! Well, ah didn't know what to do so ah got up on stage to pull him outa' the box fore' he gets hurt anymore. when we got th' box off of the poor sucker, his leg wasn't there anymore! We rushed him to th' hospital and got his leg sewed back on. Keith never went to a damn magic show again. Ever.
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?Hmm, even Magic has it's own laws and rules. Interesting. I'll have to keep that in mind.
(sits down)
(whistle) Your friend Keith is very resilient. Aside from his usual third degree burns and dismemberment, what other physically harming situations has he been in?
edited 24th Sep '12 7:30:48 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojganidamn ellis, your friend sounds like an idiot, also, keep perspective in mind -takes off helmet- youre a regular guy, while i'm well, suffice to say i could take out a bull moose on my own, and still be hungry
edited 24th Sep '12 7:34:53 AM by WaitDidIDoThat
No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fireOh hell, lotsa' stuff. Keith is a big idiot, Ah will admit, but he sure is a damn good friend. Ever go drinkin' a beer with a good friend ya' haven't seen inna' long tahm? Ah sure hope that ah gettuh' meet up with Keith some tahm soon n' do exactly that. Really hope he's still alive.
edited 24th Sep '12 7:34:43 AM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?See ya both when that happens.
OH, I DON'T GET THE BEER PART, BUT IF THAT IS JUST A HUMAN ALCOHOLIC SUBSTANCE THAT YOU ALL SHARE MERRILY WHEN YOU WANT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. YEAH, I'D AGREE. REAL BADLY. HOPE HE'S STILL ALIVE FOR YOU TOO, MAN.
edited 24th Sep '12 7:45:15 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Well, no, but fire. -Creates a small fireball in his hand-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist