Oh, that's great! Cuzzah' got one in mahnd. Ya' see, this one day, me n' mah ma' took mah buddy Keith down to th' ar-cade game place er' whutever', an' Keith wunnid' tuh play this Deeh-deeh-awr game, lahk, the wun ware yer dancin' round' n' shit. So keith goes in gets his leg stuck in one of the buttons that yer' suppose tuh' stand on, an it didn't look lahk it was gonna come out any tahm soon, so ah dialed nahn-wun-wun on mah ma's cellphone. It was too late cuz keith got shocked real bad cuzzah' of the electrical components. 3rd Degree burns on 87% of his body. He lived, but just enough to nevur dance again.
(Looks at Vriska and Karkat)
Yew gahs talkin about me?
edited 24th Sep '12 6:57:17 AM by Higginbid
IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?I tried that once... that's why the back wall is all black.
-to Vriska- I know this guy that might like you...
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

-walks up to Ellis, laughing-
You think zombies are bad? try some of the shit i've had to deal with, at least zombies dont teleport right behind you and rip your guts out
edited 24th Sep '12 6:34:34 AM by WaitDidIDoThat
No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fire