After a rousing game of 'anti-tank rocket tag' with the forest animals, Brawl stomps back into the room; absentmindedly stepping on the forming puddle as he went.
"YUCK! WATER!!!"
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"I'M MADE OF METAL FURRY ORGANIC, DO THE FRAGGING MATH!"
Brawl sees Ein glancing at him and notices the wiggling on his cardigan.
"WHAT IS THAT YOU GOT UNDERNEATH YOUR CLOTHES?! PERHAPS A SMALL, FURRY ANIMAL WITH LONG EARS?!"
Ein and mostly everyone else in the room can now hear the gatling gun on Brawl's wrist begin to spin which doesn't stop even as he turns to reply to Rain.
"FINE! JUST DON'T 'TELEPORT' ANYWHERE NEAR WELL-USED PATHS, AND MAYBE YOU MIGHT NOT GET STEPPED ON AGAIN!"
edited 22nd Sep '12 7:47:42 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-the puddle disappears somewhere- I'm here again, good. Makes a nice vacation spot, plenty of Earthrealm fruit to eat. -water jets an orange over to him and catches it with ease, before beginning to peel it-
-to Brawl- Noted. Though surely you should be watertight if you're that advanced.
edited 22nd Sep '12 7:46:31 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying.""I AM WATERPROOF, I JUST DON'T LIKE RUST ON MY CHASSIS!"
In response to the rules, Brawl thrusts his right arm; aiming the gatling gun at Ein's head and... For nothing to happen.
"YOU GOTTA BE SLAGGING KIDDING ME!!!! THAT MIDGET ROBOT MADE IT SO I CAN'T SHOOT ANYTHING IN THIS FRAGGING ROOM WITHOUT HIS SA-"
Brawl is suddenly shot with an EMP blast courtesy of Ultima, paralyzing him.
"GAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR YOU SQUAT-"
Brawl is then kicked in the face by the smaller robot, toppling the tank-bot to the ground.
"Call me short again and I'll reformat you into a children's toy."
Brawl is simply too shocked and angry to come up with a coherent reply.
edited 22nd Sep '12 7:55:52 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

Ah! I'm Bruce Banner. And I must get going. My friends are fighting, right now...
- Waves hands - - TV magically fixes itself -