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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#152801: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:19:22 AM

"Look at him! Listen to the sadistic glee in his laugh! He's taunting us! You sicko!"

-Sleep deprivation and a few drinks have done a number on Tarvok's rationality-

edited 20th Sep '12 3:19:52 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152802: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:21:54 AM

(looks at Tarvok and Ultima with dem baby eyes)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#152803: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:22:01 AM

Ultima looks at the baby then back to the Turian.

"I... Believe that you need a soft surface and 10 hours of sleep."

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152804: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:25:37 AM

- Sitting there, strangely calm -

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152805: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:27:38 AM

(baby with a gun just sits in his pram, content and with a gun in lap)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#152806: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:27:42 AM

"Okay, we'll try this peacefully... You like jingly dog-tags? Okay, I'll share them with you, and you give me the gun. There now isn't that better?"

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152807: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:28:21 AM

(the trade occurs)

(the dog tags disappear inexplicably to be replaced with another gun)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152808: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:28:45 AM

....

- Takes gun from Baby and gives it to the turian -

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#152809: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:29:56 AM

Ultima sees the transactions occur.

"Does not compute."

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152810: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:30:31 AM

(and yet another gun spawns in the baby's lap)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#152811: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:31:30 AM

"... Well that could have gone better. Now he has a gun and I'm a unidentifiable murder victim."

-Is so freaked out by the baby, he doesn't realise just who the guy next to him is-

edited 20th Sep '12 3:33:43 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152812: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:34:34 AM

- Finally speaks -

Strange indeed.

- Still strangely calm -

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152813: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:36:13 AM

(when they aren't looking, gunshots are heard and hit the ceiling)

(when they look again, the baby is just sitting there, gun still laying in lap)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#152814: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:39:32 AM

"This can't be how it ends. I can't show up in the spirit consensus with a death like this! Everyone will be, like 'hey Tarvok, did you die honourably in battle defending the innocent,' and I'll have to say 'actually no, I was shot to death by a baby with a gun'"

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152815: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:39:59 AM

.....

- Not particularly disturbed -

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152816: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:40:35 AM

(laughs in response to Tarvok's comments)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#152817: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:41:50 AM

Ultima whips his head towards the baby when he heard the gunshots.

"Initializing containment protocol Chi-0012"

A massive amount of mechanical tentacles erupt from Ultima's body and begin to rip apart and gather sections of carpet, wall and broken glass before compressing and transforming the assorted debris into thick gray goop.

edited 20th Sep '12 3:42:41 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152818: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:42:55 AM

.....Excuse me, but where might I be?

- Strangely polite. And sane.-

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#152819: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:46:52 AM

-What's left of Tarvok's reasoning snaps. He pulls out his two pistols.-

"Don't play innocent with me. What have you got, solid slugs? What have I got? Hyper velocity accelerators propelling specks of metal! Huh? Don't like that do you... I'm sorry that was mean, here take them."

-Gives his fancy pistol and machine pistol to the baby-

edited 20th Sep '12 3:47:50 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152820: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:47:36 AM

(is now a baby with three guns)

edited 20th Sep '12 3:48:04 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
DeathChariot Since: Dec, 2011
#152821: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:47:51 AM

You people need to calm down...

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#152823: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:49:07 AM

A holed box made of bulletproof glass with an empty bottom suddenly falls on the baby, surrounding it; courtesy of Ultima's tentacles.

"Gun-toting human infant is now secure and contained!"

Ultima basically encased the baby inside a giant box made of bulletproof glass.

edited 20th Sep '12 3:51:16 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#152824: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:49:35 AM

(Deadpool runs in with fresh bullet holes on his chest)

(stares at the baby)

Awww, hey I found ya!

(the baby with three guns is now trapped in the bulletproof casing)

edited 20th Sep '12 3:50:21 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#152825: Sep 20th 2012 at 3:50:56 AM

...

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

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