"The Necronomicon is correct, My calculations say that you are approximately 500 alternate universes away from your home world."
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Do not fret organic! Beings come and go from this dimensional crossroad at random. For all we know, you could be sent back home in the next 2 seconds!"
2 seconds pass.
"...Maybe that was too short of an estimation."
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-The tea is just normal tea. It's impossible to screw up tea-
Just keep your head down if you get nervous about someone, and if you need something, ask. We're here to help. Well, not all of us, but a lot of us are alright once you get to know us.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOverlord suddenly breaks out into laughter, having switched from the Gladiator documentary to watching Robo Cop; just in time to see Murphy get his head blown off with a shotgun.
"This is fine comedy..."
Shameless Self-promotion ho!(Briefly peeps her evil head in through the window, holding the pot triumphantly in one hand.)
Thanks fer the nice cookin' pot, Cloud darlin'! It'll be just PERFECT fer mah next batch of cinnamon raisin cookies!~
(Dissolves into a grim cloud of sulphur-smelling green smoke, cackling hideously, and floats back out the window.)
I am a terrible person for putting evil!Paula Deen in the same room as poor Hanako, however briefly.
edited 18th Sep '12 11:25:59 AM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Ultima's scanners pick up evil Paula Deen's entropic presence and immediately tried to blow her head off with a plasma shot, missing her entirely bcause she warped out before the robot could even take aim. The bolt creates a rather sizable explosion when it hit a tree and set the vegetation near it on fire.
God I love messing with characters...
edited 18th Sep '12 11:29:29 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Ultima sees Ein plop his face on the couch, floats over to him and then procures a hot towel from inside his chest.
"Hot towel for your fatigue?"
Shameless Self-promotion ho!

Ultima gives Cloud a thumbs-up before moving aside so that he won't get in the way.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!