"Wha?! Oh! N-Nothing really! It's just that I'm a big fan of your work! Especially your magnum opus, Metal Sonic!"
Ultima totally hoped that this alternate version of one of his heroes knew about Metal Sonic or else...
edited 13th Sep '12 5:48:30 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Ultima turns his angular pyramidal head unit towards Jo, the Burst Angel.
"That 'Yelling' as you put it flesh-sack, is called Chewing the Scenery. You should try it, cause you'll find out why a Mad Scientist always laughs and smiles."
And then The robot found out that AOTS Robotnik didn't make Metal Sonic yet.
"Oh slag... Meh, Whatever helps accelerate the evolution of machine life."
edited 13th Sep '12 5:54:29 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"If it's that bad then why don't your turn off you audio recep- Oh wait, You can't; cause you're organic, Sad fact of the universe really."
"'New'? Technically, you're MUCH older than I; Chronologically speaking anyway. And It's not Cybot, it's Ultima."
edited 13th Sep '12 5:58:06 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"Oh, You mean a self-aware machine? No. Try... Fully sentient, with hopes and dreams. Well... Hopes and dreams of destroying all the enemies of my creators."
Ultima pauses for a moment, probably loading data.
"And please don't call me cybot again. It's a bit insulting comparing a state-of-the-art killing like yours truly to a line of primitive androids literally as old as Homo sapiens."
edited 13th Sep '12 6:03:12 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!"A pan-galactic empire of cyborgs and self-aware machines..."
The machine sets it's vocal processors to max volume and bass.
"FROM THE FUTURE."
Ultima notices the 'firefly' and then a pair of red spots resembling eyes begin to glow from behind it's head before speaking in a heavily digitized and hostile tone.
"MAGIC DETECTED. COMMENCING EXTERMINATION PROTOCOL ALPHA-187."
The Robot then fires a blast of super-hot plasma from it's cannon arm at the 'firefly'.
edited 13th Sep '12 6:08:12 AM by Strigon
Shameless Self-promotion ho!IGNORE THE GRRREAT DR. RRRRROBOTNIK, WILL YOU? Fine, then. I'm sick of this wretched place. *to himself* Now where are Grounder and Scratch?
Here we are, your meanness!
Ah, good. We're leaving. Go and start the ship!
Uhhh... well, the thing is, your viciousness...
It's, uhh... out of gas.
WHAT?! I TOLD YOU TO REFUEL BEFORE WE LEFT! HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK HOME?! *kicks them both out of the room*
i'm tired, my friend*to Erza* Those metal nitwits are useless. If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself! *pulls out megaphone from hammerspace* ATTENTION, EVERYONE! I, DR. RRRRRRBOTNIK, AM YOUR NEW RULER FOR THE TIME BEING!
*looks at Cloud* I'm glad you asked. MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO GET MY SHIP SOME GAS. THAT'S AN ORDER!
edited 13th Sep '12 6:11:13 AM by PhysicalStamina
i'm tired, my friend

Hm? Oh yes, I nearly forgot about this. I suppose that odd spell has worn off.
(goes to put some clothes on)
edited 13th Sep '12 5:47:47 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani