Your sarcasm astonishes me, Cloud-san.
Oi. I do not bow to any Asian-sounding hippies! All they do is hiding behind their robots and thinking they're oh so mighty. And when it comes down to it, they can't even take a punch from an Australian. Shameful!
-to Takao- As does your witty response, calling attention to the obvious, O lord and master.
You'll have to bow to him sooner or later. See those rules up on the wall? He's so special, he doesn't even have to follow them, because he won a contest! Never mind that there have been beings in here that could punt him across the multiverse if they so chose that have followed those rules — Takao is simply too good and saintly for them, and he knows it. Did we mention that every bad thing he ever did is also forgiven? He's manlier than us all, too. Oh, and he can absolve you of your sins, too, just like Ace — but he's not self-righteous like him, oh no. Takao is goodness given physical form. -Throws himself down on his knees and moves to kiss his feet-
edited 10th Sep '12 10:33:55 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistOi. We need to make an upload to all moments. I'd love to, but I've no idea how to work on Sugar Wiki.
Right, didn't introduce myself. I'm SAXTON HALE!!!, CEO of Mann.Co, fourth wealthiest man in the world and a proud owner of Australia-shaped chest hair!
...Got it! Yes, that's the way!(stands up, very conveniently not letting his shoes get kissed) Alright, screw the handball!(warps out all of a sudden)
edited 10th Sep '12 10:35:17 AM by FergardStratoavis
And now we can see another way Takao is better than us — he gets to decide who lives and who dies, because his vastly superior morality makes us look like rapists in comparison! Isn't that wonderful?
-to Saxton- You're still nothing compared to the great and might Takao, who is better than you, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
edited 10th Sep '12 10:38:25 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSarcasm? Why, I'd never. Rules don't apply to Takaol He's too good for them! -Punches a hole in the wall in anger-
You know what? Since Takao obviously disapproves of these rules, fuck 'em! No rules!
Hey, Takao! Get your ass over here and kill me! You could have before, anyway, and it would have been okay, but now it's official! And you'll be blameless, as always!
edited 10th Sep '12 10:46:11 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-gets really engrossed in Starship Troopers wneh the Gore starts flying-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-AnsemI'd never be angry at Takao! He's so good and special and perfect that he can kill whoever the fuck he wants, rules be damned. He gets to decide who lives and dies, too. And he can stay here as long as he likes, because he won a contest, and I'm so weak I'm physically incapable of throwing him out anyway. Takao makes the rules, now! And I'm sure Tsubaki was a fucking cunt anyway! Let's all go outside and piss on her grave afterwards. -Pops a handful of popcorn into his mouth-
edited 10th Sep '12 10:56:03 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Yeah, I happen to take an interest in the red-eyed ones. They remind me of me somehow. I'm Neon, but most others call me Noob.