-tosses it into the egg carton pile-
Do you know what it is like to have a large amount of strength, that even the most gentle of gestures can harm people? It's terrible, and I am training to control it, I have an eternity to do so.
edited 5th Sep '12 5:36:22 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-furrows his brow-
Of horse I'm not! Course. I am just saying I am willing to try it as these eggs are simply wearing thin on my patience. Slow and steady wins the race, but that can fly out of the window when the slow moves at the pace of a slimepest.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanShut up and grope your eggs.
-grabs two handfuls of eggs which surprisingly do not break immediately-
Look! I am groping these eggs, as lewd and filthy as the act of "groping" is, feast your eyes upon how skillfully these eggs are being groped! >B(
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanMh hm. -Doesn't comment so he doesn't do that thing where you're succeeding and them someone walks up behind you and you fuck it all up- Why are you bothering, anyway? Any particular goal, or do you just not want to have to pay for new cups anymore?
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI could never control this monstrous, freakish strength before, there is an eternity to do it before my eyes and I would like to FUCKING learn how! Fiddlesticks to the language!
-is sort of balling his hands while precariously holding the eggs so they don't get crushed in his grip-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Magic? No they don't. Django is a Psybot. Basically it has a working brain. He can act independently of me. But its better when we're together.
edited 5th Sep '12 5:20:32 PM by Jamdat369
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem